is there a place (oo1 || voice) for the hopeless sinner?

[feorging]

Blimey, this Muggle device'd have Dad going barmy.

[Oh, wait. It's recording again. Maybe he should've toyed with it more before-]Evening, ladies and gentlefolk, and what a wonderful evening it is. Nothing quite like divine alien abduction to wake you up in the morning, but my favourite bit was probably the unexpected pricking. Usually polite to

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[thesoldier]

Finally somebody who's talkin' some sense around here. [ CAN YOU HEAR THE SMARMY GRIN. ] There's a pub or two in town, real good beer on tap.

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[feorging]

[WHY HELLO, FELLOW PEEN. There is much grinning in return.]

Brilliant. Any chance they've got some firewhiskey in stock as well? If I'm to be getting smashed, I aim to do it thoroughly.

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[thesoldier]

Dunno what the hell firewhiskey is, but if they've got it, I gotta try some.

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[feorging]

Mate, if you haven't had a glass of Ogden's, you haven't had a proper drink. Fancy a trip to the bar?

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[muchmoreclever]

[All you get for the mo, Fred, is a slightly gormless Bristol accent coming your way.]

Oh, you're a woman! Surprising. Had me going, there. Thinking you were a man. For a second. It's the voice.

[wait is that rude]

-e-er, not to say you're not, uh. I mean, I'm sure you're. Sure you're... quite feminine. Quite feminine. Really feminine. Charming! And very popular with the fellas, am I right? I am, aren't I? You... womanly... woman, you.

voice; ...omg, this is brilliant

[feorging]

[...what. What. He just...stares as he listens, doing his best not to snerk. But it only lasts until Wheatley's done - then he's crying with laughter.]

That's not, I'm--. [asd;fkjasd;fj how long can he keep this joke running?] Bloody Hell, mate. Way to make a lady feel like shite. I'll have you know, I'm quite...shapely?

[What the Hell even do women say to feel good about themselves?]

voice; LMAO SOB IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE'S A DUMBASS

[muchmoreclever]

[Shapely? Isn't that a word She would use to describe-

Crap, touched a nerve, hasn't he.]

Oh, no, no no, not at all, love, you're... you're fine! You're a fine size. Healthy! I mean, I'd have to see you to be positive, actually, but I'm pretty sure you're bound to be, to be perfectly-y-you know, I mean, it's exceedingly likely that you're not a revolting hag... statistically. So we can take comfort in that!

voice; LOL he's an /adorable/ dumbass!

[feorging]

Oi! Revolting hag? What's that about, then?

[...Okay, Fred, maybe getting a bit too caught up in this.]

You're none too good with the ladyfolk, are you?

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[seducements]

At least someone knows how to have fun around here. [ because clearly having fun is more important than, say, going home. but cue the most dramatic, wistful sigh of the entire epoch. ] I haven't checked them out yet or anything, but there are a few decent bars here if you know where to look.

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[feorging]

Cheers, gorgeous. [And you get a wink to go with, because he is more than inclined to agree.] Far as I'm concerned, that gives reason enough to venture to them all and find the cream of the crop. Tonight ought to be an adventure.

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[seducements]

So, you think of yourself as the adventurous type, huh? [ a light chuckle. ] I guess I'll just have to trust your assessment - you know, if you don't end up with liver failure first.

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[feorging]

I shall do my utmost to avoid it, if only to be able to properly offer you a drink afterwards.

[Wink!]

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[brightsiding]

Aliens?

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[feorging]

That's what it's got to be, innit? New planet, 'saving the cosmos;' ought to be aliens, right?

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[brightsiding]

I don't know... They said they were Gods, not... Ah, aliens.

What is an alien, anyway? [ She has no idea, really, but, they sound kind of scary! ]

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[feorging]

[...omg, Vanille. You can't be gorgeous and adorable at the same time, it's not playing fair. He chuckles.]

Well, I'm not much for explanations, but, ah. Aliens, in a very general sense, are a sort of other worldly creature. Reckon we're all aliens to this planet, if you'd like to get technical.

[Voice]

[seeksnothallows]

[Harry recognizes that voice! Although it's a mystery which of the two it belongs to. Still, it's great to have a Weasley around.]

I reckon your Dad might have a blast figuring it out until he took it apart.

[Voice]

[feorging]

Bloody Hell, it's the man of the hour in the flesh.

[Grins abound, surrogate little brother!]

Enjoying this little other worldly holiday, are we?

[Voice]

[seeksnothallows]

I don't know if I'd call it enjoyable, but it's a better holiday than I've had in a while. It's good to see you again.

[Poor kid doesn't know what happened. :(]

[Voice]

[feorging]

You too, then? You lot'll have an old man feeling forgotten.

[Awkwaaaard. He still doesn't know where Hermione's from, but he does know that he saw the both of them just earlier to...night? Technically speaking.]

Ah, well. It's brilliant to see you all the same.