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[dreamsparadoxes]

[Arthur comes onto the video feed looking a little less than impressed, holding a tarot card between two fingers as though he's worried it might combust. (Hey, stranger things have happened.)]

As grateful as I am for this birthday surprise, [though his tone indicates he's actually not grateful at all,] I do wonder why the suggestion of sex with a

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[hasairfriends]

W-W-Why would you even discuss this kinds of things on an open network like this?!

[dreamsparadoxes]

[...Raises an eyebrow.] Where else would I talk about it?

i know this is a little excessive but...

[hasairfriends]

With a friend? In private?! That's up to you to come up with! Sex maniac! Gigolo! Pimp! Walking Obscenity! Kaleidoscope of lecherous behavior!

[this is the way she deals with embarrassment and shyness: by hiding it with anger. Sob.]

LMFAO omg O__o

[dreamsparadoxes]

[Just... so confused LMFAO oh my lord.]

You are aware that we're in a place where we're required to have sex to survive? [Doublechecking.] If you're scandalized by the request I just made, you're not going to last very long here at all.

... it's... it's canon ;~; also [video] you can see she's 16...

[hasairfriends]

[Here's proof.

Also.

hadgsgfasdkfvjsolviurfwa what required to have sex to survive are you goddamn serious omgomgomgomgwhatwillido]

W-Wh...What?! W-We...We are?!

LMFAO SOBBING OH NO (also perpetual video)

[dreamsparadoxes]

[Oh no.

Arthur pinches the bridge of his nose.] You must be new.

[That changes things, if only slightly. Arthur's not used to sugarcoating information, but this girl looks young, and he's worse with crises than he is at sugarcoating, so.]

I wish I could tell you something different.

It just makes it all the more interesting to play out ;~;

[hasairfriends]

[still unable to get over the shock here :| But calming down fairly steadily.]

You mean to tell me.

That I'm in some sort of world filled with prostitutes and gigolos?!

[dreamsparadoxes]

...No, not exactly. I'm saying you're in a world filled with other people who have been kidnapped by the same gods who kidnapped you.

[Though, you know, there are prostitutes... somehow, Arthur doesn't think it would be the best idea to mention that right now.]

[hasairfriends]

Then what about what you said about having se-- that to survive?

[dreamsparadoxes]

It's a requirement.

[He can't tiptoe around the issue forever...] The people who brought us here, whatever they are, seem to thrive on sexual energy. If you don't have sex, they release an aphrodisiac into your body until you can't control yourself anymore.

[hasairfriends]

Y-You mean... I'll have to do... it... no matter what I do?

[but she kinda wanted her first time to be with Kodaka...]

This can't be happening...

[dreamsparadoxes]

[He doesn't make the rules :(]

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.

[hasairfriends]

How... often?

[dreamsparadoxes]

...At least once every four weeks, give or take a few days.

[hasairfriends]

Once every four weeks... [ugh, she's going to have to keep track of this. And probably try to get rid of it through... masturbation or something. She doesn't know.]

Well... it could be worse, I guess...

[dreamsparadoxes]

It could always be worse.