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[zisgemx]

While Mom and Dad are one a little vacation this weekend, I'm taking care of their dog Jewel. She's such a good dog, so I took her to work with me all day yesterday. For the first couple hours at the barn she was everywhere smelling everything. Finally around ten she settled in some shade to watch me clean stalls. 
She's no spring chicken anymore,

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[singersdd]

Poor puppy wore herself out!

[krikketgirl]

Which one is moving stiffly? Ruth, or Jewel?

[singersdd]

Oh! Good question!

Smarty pants

[zisgemx]

Jewel of course!

Re: Smarty pants

[krikketgirl]

See, I thought so, but then Ruth did go on about how she couldn't lift the coffee cup...so I thought she might have thrown a shoulder out of whack or something.

[yarnbender]

Once at a dinner party, Chuck Norris sneezed and accidentally gave birth to a colt.

Chuck Norris can only get drunk from a combination of rattlesnake venom and hot sauce. And he's sober again in six minutes.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

Jewell

[katrina69]

Thanks for taking such good care of her. She sure needs a little TLC after a day at the stable.