Birthday Fic!

[ziparumpazoo]

Title: Five Things the SGC IT Department Knows That Nobody Knows They Know (SG1/SGU)
Rating: G
Category: Gen, humor
Spoilers: small ones for SGU's Sabotage
Word count: ~1700
Summary: The SGC holds many secrets. There's only one department that knows most of them.

A/N: My dear mrspollifax , you deserve far more than this humble offering for all your behind-the-

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[aurora_novarum]

I was trying to wait for the birthday girl, but I can't resist posting fb. I love your various IT vignettes. Bill Lee writing Wormhole fanfic. Playing a joke on Rush in the video game. Vala trying to post alien crap on e-Bay.

Ha ha ha ha! So much fun.

[mrspollifax]

I am so so so glad you finally wrote this, and I can't believe you didn't even mention it to me ONCE. How could you?!? lol It's perfectly hilarious. Bill Lee totally writes Wormhole X-treme fanfic! He does! And of course poor Janet has to find a new way to describe the trouble SG-1 got into all over again. And Vala trying to sell off the galaxy on E-bay! And Rush as an Easter egg! Hehehe. And this --

And if O'Neill winning a game or two of World of Warcraft kept his hands off Major Carter's hardware

HAHAHAHAHA! You totally did that on purpose. You did!

Love it! And you are fabulous as always! Thank you for the lovely birthday present. *squishes*

(Edit: That was really not supposed to be a reply to your comment, Aurora, sorry! Obviously I was too excited. *g*)

[ziparumpazoo]

I was tempted to complain to you about the difficulties with editing it on my phone, but fortunately, I was in the middle of nowhere at the time and didn't have any service. ;p

HAHAHAHAHA! You totally did that on purpose. You did!

I have no idea what you're talking about. *g*

I'm so happy you liked it - do you know how hard it is to write something and not send it to you right away, going 'hey, what do you think of this?'. lol.
*hugs* I'm glad you had a good birthday too.

[ziparumpazoo]

Thanks! They were fun to write.

I bet Vala would have made a killing with e-Bay, if only she could figure out how to ship it all.

(and thanks for the rec! :)

[a_loquita]

Hahaha! Still hilarious! And I love the new one, yay crossovers. Fab job, as always, my friend :)

[ziparumpazoo]

Thank you so much for your cheerleading. *hugs*

[thothmes]

These are all lovely and very much in character, but my favorite moment is when Ramirez realizes that the laptop he is dealing has one of Carter's chip-doodads. A wise man, Ramirez, destined for a long and uneventful life.

And of course Dr. Lee would only be comfortable sharing his fanfic with the anonymity of the internet. Now I want to know. Did he also write one or more of the fifteen Bill Nye the Science Guy fics currently on ff.net? (see icon)

[ziparumpazoo]

Wise and boring. ;)

Thank you very much.

Did he also write one or more of the fifteen Bill Nye the Science Guy fics currently on ff.net? (see icon)

Oh no. Those were written by Joe Spencer, the barber from Indiana. After he reunited with his wife (with a promise to lay off the Stargate obsession), he tried his hand at an original novel, with little success. It seems that Martin Lloyd got word of a book being considered that bore more than a passing resemblance to a certain television show that he was producing and tried to sue the pants off Joe. Mr. Spencer has since found his comfort niche with RPF, though he doesn't quite understand why his Bill Nye/Neil deGrasse Tyson romance didn't get the hits that a lot of that 'bandom' fic does.

[thothmes]

LOL! Yes, yes, yes! This is my new fanon!

he doesn't quite understand why his Bill Nye/Neil deGrasse Tyson romance didn't get the hits that a lot of that 'bandom' fic does.

Having read over some of the pairings and key words for Porn Battle, this one really had me wiping my streaming eyes. Poor old Joe will always be a bubble off of plumb, won't he?

(For that matter, so will O'Neill, but he makes it work for him and the galaxy too.)

[rdamel]

Happiest of Birthdays to you, Mrs. P.!

And how wonderful that we are all "gifted" with this enjoyable series of stories. I don't watch SGU, so skipped that one, but very much enjoyed all the rest.

All the best, now I'm off to rec to friends.

Melissa M.

[ziparumpazoo]

Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed the four (though Four Things... doesn't have quite the same ring to it ;)

[holdouttrout]

Hah! Oh, the SGC IT department. So much love. So much blackmail material. :-)

[ziparumpazoo]

See, any Goa'uld worth their salt would know that it's not capturing SG1 that's the key to taking over Earth - it's bribing the SGC IT department. ;)