I'm Spamming You All With Happy Things

[zingerella]

This one's especially for

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[neeuqdrazil]

*glee* This makes me very grinny.

[mycrazyhair]

That's fantastically happy-making.

[zingerella]

Ain't it just?

[krinndnz]

I wish I could enjoy things like that even after finding out that they're commercials (1, 2)

[ginny_t]

Hee! That's pretty darned awesome. ^_^

[placidia]

Now I want to be part of a guerilla dance troupe. I wonder how many members are actually required to make it a troupe?

Also, yesterday I had no funny stories, so of course I get one in email today instead:

A man died and went to Heaven.

As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, “'These are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'that's Abraham Lincoln's clock: the hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Brian Mulroney’s clock?' Asked the man.

St Peter replied, “Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan”.