Me: *looking at sci-fi books for hubby*
Old Man: *trying to get by me* Oh, excuse me...
Me: *moves over and smiles in a friendly manner*
Old Man: *smiles all friendly like* Hey, how was the Martin Luther King, Jr. festival?
Me: Oh, I didn't go. I'm sure it was great though.
Old Man: Really? I thought all you people would have been there. Bet they
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