Cactus-Will

[ziggy_man_will]

So, According to Lynn, I am a cactus.
I think this means she wants me to shave.
She has been complaining about my pricklyness for days.
I guess I will go have a battle with the razor now.

Comments

[ironzapatista]

The Common Razor is a treacherous and crafty foe.

[norjad]

Yes. He is a crafy foe. The battle with him can be deadly. Three dots in weaponry with a specialty in shaving cuts.

[ziggy_man_will]

I have emerged victorious from my battle. Only one little nick, and it did not bleed.
Those little razor-head attachments are crap and expensive, though. They get all filled up with hairs, so you can barely use them for more than two shaves (if you're lucky).
I need to learn how to use a straight razor or something like that (If I trust myself not to cut my own throat).

[gorillapotter]

you could try an old-fashioned safty razor. (that's what I use. I had the same problem until I switched.) They don't have anything behind the blade, so hair doesn't get stuck so much. They can also be taken apart and cleaned and put back together, and blades are something silly like $3 for ten or so. Some of the modern razors also don't have anything behind the blades.
Oh, and safty razors are not so deadly. Hence the 'safty'.

[ziggy_man_will]

My shaving battle did grant me kisses, though.
Always a good thing.

[ironzapatista]

Indeed.

[raml]

AWWWWWW! It's good of you to cease the cactusness for her ^_^

[ziggy_man_will]

Umm... Thanks. Who are you, by the way?

[raml]

Anne Terres ^_^