Said to Dj Jinx at the Necto on monday during the first annual Toga party.

Girl: "I'm not wearing a toga. I'm the princess of fucking evil."
Jinx: "Bitch, you work at Dairy Queen."

I keep wanting to put this in my LJ but I keep forgetting.

Said in the Drive through of SnS sunday night, monday morning by me,

"All the gay sex in the world isn't going to get me my food and faster!"

Man, the shit i say.

"He's so articulate. I just want him to tell me he loves me."

-John, expounding on our mancrush on Michael Eric Dyson

"Lady Liberty's got balls"

Col. Stinkmeaner posessing Tom Dubois.

-brian

Granddad- "The first "Soul Plane" was funny.
Huey- "About as funny as a lynching"
Granddad- "You didn't see it so you wouldn't know"
Huey- "I've never seen a lynching, but i know they're not funny."

"Schrodinger's Pussy- Observing a box has never been this much fun!"

Mmm.. webcomics make physics jokes. :)

*egg timer ding*
Lil' Bush: Pancakes are done! Grieving's over!
Mama Bush: I put the butter in crosses because it's sunday!
Lil' Bush: THe syrup can be the sweet blood of christ!

From the creator of Sinfest:

So I've decided to become sexy. I've deprived the world for far too long of my erotic energy and it's time to let my mad sexiness shine on through. It'll be like Picasso's "blue" period, only instead of painting it's my life and instead of "blue" it's "sexy." I've been practicing my come hither look and my pimp strut, ( Read more... )

Peter: "She's not like the rest"
Asshole British guy : Everyone's like "the rest". That's why they're "the rest"!

Scene: Brian and Leah watching Modern Marvels: Axes, Swords, and Knives

Guy on tv: Swords were designed to kill people.

(Leah and Brian's shocked gasp of disbelief)

Brian: Nuh uh. Really ( Read more... )