[ Exhibit 20060523A ]
Among the 51 spam message subject lines on my VMSC webmaster email account, this one was the most eye-catching and amusing:
⌈ You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue. ⌋
My brain instantly imagined, "...and that, your honor, is why I'll never be able to go back to the Triple again."
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