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[zero_2hero]

Yesterday, I woke up and began to get ready for my big day. I went through all the normal things one does in Missouri to get ready; I slicked back my freshly trimmed mullet, I polished my belt buckle so people could clearly identify who I was, and I threw on my wranglers and my favorite sleeveless flannel top. I then saddled up my cow, and got

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[_lovesit_]

you're funny...I like you

[anonymous]

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! that comment was meant to be anonymous and you know it.

[not_the_only1]

it makes my day when i read your posts...you are a true comic genius!

[britishsaint012]

beauty is the only word to describe this anecdote. you are a true savior. sometimes we get lost on the path of life, but the detour ends up being our path to self-discovery. bless you for being who you were meant to be: a dashing princess with a heart of gold. you bring those missourites into the light, and dont let their agricultural darkness bring you down. you are superior, let them see that.

bless your heart hill..that was amazing. i printed it out.

[_lovesit_]

A sad story to begin with, but then it had a twist in the middle and a happy ending...Sikel and Ebert give it two thumbs up your butthole