Resident Evil: Afterlife, a zephtastic retelling

[zephtastic]

So my dad roped me into seeing the new Resident Evil movie with him. I made a fuss but really, at heart, I did kind of want to see it. I went into the movie expecting the worst but knew NOTHING of what it would be about. I hadn't read a single rumor, report, or seen anything about it since I saw the first trailer for it before another movie.

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[rosemarysaurus]

wesssssskerrrrrrr
I own the novelization of the first Resident Evil computer game. It is much easier to imagine things awesomer than in the movies this way.
I may see this movie eventually, however. My dad seems to own all the other ones?

[mrasaki]

LOL That was pretty much my reaction to the movie -- jeez, can it be any more boring? it's a feckin' ZOMBIE MOVIE, fer feck's sake.

Was amused by the presence of whatshisface from Prison Break, though. Still a starey eyed convict. :D

[zephtastic]

it was so boring. it was as boring as the fifth RE game was. AND THEY BOTH HAD CHRIS.

also: YES. prison break-dude is made for looking good in prison uniforms. what even!