I feel like hell but I have to go to UCI anyway for dialysis and an appointment with the orthopedist. I just hope I don't get car sick on the way there
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Hi, I recently friended you, hope thats OK :) Here’s a little story that made me smile when I heard it, (best of luck with your tests by the way.)
A man gets on a bus, he's going to play some snooker. Where he's going they are two balls short of a set, so he's bought two balls and has them in his pocket. On the bus there are no seats free so he has to stand. And he's standing by this young lady who can't help noticing these snooker balls in his trouser pocket. She keeps looking at him with a worried look. He’s standing there trying to ignore her. But she keeps looking at him, eventually he decides he had better say something, so he says “snooker balls.” The girl looks puzzled for a moment, and then says “O dear, I am sorry... is that as pain-full as tennis elbow?”
Thank you! That was just what the doctor ordered. I friended you back and I'm looking forward to getting to know you. I looked at your profile and saw mutual friends. I've "met" some really great people on LJ! I love your user name. Pretty.
I'm pleased that you liked the story about the man on the bus. Yes, there are some really nice people on Live Journal, and I think that you are obviously one of them :)
Blond Joke Told by My Blond Friendorb_weaverFebruary 22 2007, 06:10:23 UTC
A guy comes out of his office to see his blond secratary sitting at her desk crying her eyes out. I mean she was really sobbing. He asks, "Honey. What's wrong?" She answers, "I just found out that my mom died." He tells her, "That's terrible. I'm so sorry. You should go home. You don't have to stay here at work. Go home until you feel better." He then goes about his business. After awhile he returns. She is still at her desk. Now she is sobbing even harder. "Why haven't you gone home? Has something else happened?" And she answers, "I just talked to my sister. Her mom just died too."
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Here’s a little story that made me smile when I heard it, (best of luck with your tests by the way.)
A man gets on a bus, he's going to play some snooker. Where he's going they are two balls short of a set, so he's bought two balls and has them in his pocket. On the bus there are no seats free so he has to stand. And he's standing by this young lady who can't help noticing these snooker balls in his trouser pocket. She keeps looking at him with a worried look. He’s standing there trying to ignore her. But she keeps looking at him, eventually he decides he had better say something, so he says “snooker balls.” The girl looks puzzled for a moment, and then says “O dear, I am sorry... is that as pain-full as tennis elbow?”
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Yes, there are some really nice people on Live Journal, and I think that you are obviously one of them :)
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He asks, "Honey. What's wrong?"
She answers, "I just found out that my mom died."
He tells her, "That's terrible. I'm so sorry. You should go home. You don't have to stay here at work. Go home until you feel better." He then goes about his business. After awhile he returns. She is still at her desk. Now she is sobbing even harder.
"Why haven't you gone home? Has something else happened?"
And she answers,
"I just talked to my sister. Her mom just died too."
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