But Who Gets The Dog?

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O, my poor and sadly neglected blog! Where have I been in the last twenty-six weeks? My readers thought I was dead, or expected to soon *see* me dead, killed, beheaded on the internet by savages

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I do hope that if you are ever dead, in the conventional sense or eaten by savages of any type, you do have someone assigned with the tiny task of calling me. I'd hate to miss your funeral, seeing as how my will is going to specify you eulogize ME at mine. Be sure to use the phrase "I am not making this up."

Neil Gaimian being busy and all, I'll have to settle for the SECOND best writer I know.

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In answer to your titie question, I hope it's not Laslo Arsenio Hovarth.