A Rant on Tentacle Porn and the True Masters of the planet

[zellandyne]

I totally need to write a rant on tentacle porn and the true master race of the world. Totally!

Think about it. All those paintings of fishermen’s wives being sexed up by tentacled sea monsters. How far back do those paintings go? Okay, 1800s. Not that far back. But still. Tentacle porn starting in the 1800s. With the possibility that prior

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[ckd]

It's even trickier than that; global warming is meant to create lots of new octopus habitat when our coastal cities flood!

(This is xiphias's theory, IIRC.)

Also, note that mammalian eyes have a design flaw that mollusk eyes don't....

[xiphias]

Yep: the theory is first laid out here: http://xiphias.livejournal.com/262865.html

The post which people actually handed around and got linked to is here: http://xiphias.livejournal.com/292111.html