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[zelflame]

It's 6 am wtf

College is not harder than high school. I can't even remember what 6 am feels like anymore. That's how much more not-hard college is.

What even is this? What am I even writing? Ahahahaa!

THINGS:
- We got the ALL CLEAR for Japan. WOOOOOOicanteven. :DDDDDDD I am still looking into DK House and it still seems too good to be true

Comments

[zonbiushi]

butt-touchery at 6am is the best kind of 6am

[zelflame]

HEY YEAH. I don't even think 6 am should exist without butt-touchery. It would just be too cruel.

HEY WOW WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN AGES AND I AM GOING TO SEE YOU IN SIX DAYS AND WE ARE GOING TO EAT COCOA DYNO BITES AND ICECREAM :D

[zonbiushi]

HEY MORE YEAHS.

I saw you last night, but I'm going to respond here anyway to leave a written declaration of our intent to eat sugary junk food combinations.

COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW YOU TOTALLY COULD IF YOU FELT LIKE IT EEEEEEEEEEE

[colormywaffles]

What's DK House? How is it different from, say, Shimoda Student Village?

[zelflame]

I dunno! What is Shimoda Student Village?

DK House is a guest house... it's significantly more expensive than the dorms but I dunno, it's an option. I'm worried about not being able to meet people from Keio if I live there, though...

[colormywaffles]

Shimoda's one of the dorms. It's got international student rooms and the members of the Athletic League also live there. It's in Yokohama, and probably where I'll end up. It looks nice.

[zelflame]

Oh yeah? Do you think you'll join the rowing team? XD

If I do end up in DK House I'll come visit lots and lots and lots and lots. I hear tell Hanako may be in the Yokohama area as well? Excite!

[mandeelew]

WHOOOOOO japan.
WHOOOOOO school almost being done.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO butt touchery.

♥

[zelflame]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Creation of Captain Touch

[ext_1056522]

Once upon a time there was a sacred artifact know as the Touchintookle. It was sought after by brave rapists throughout the land. A dark guardian known as Captain Touch was forever entrusted with the sacred task of guarding the artifact from foreign penises. However, a great rapist by the name of Eugene would soon test him to the limits.
Eugene's penis was known throughout the land. It was feared by many of the citizens of this world as well as his fellow rapists. He had obtained great power through the raping of many children, and his penis had grown to exponential length. He was finally on the path towards the Tower of Touchintookle, to claim the artifact and become the most powerful rapist in the land!
He got there and raped Captain Touch to death and died. No one ever spoke of Touchintookle again.

I touched you

[ext_1056522]

I must have touched your heart with my touching tale of touchery.