Ghosts Of The Abyss: Chapter 15 - Sex Scene

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: Okay, ladies and germs, this is it! Harlequin hentai sex, all here in one nasty-ass chapter of grody splooge. I'm not sporking this myself. Honestly, I'm too chicken to touch it with a ten-foot pole. Thankfully though, the very brave, very awesome das_mervin has requested this extra for spork and country. Let's give her a hand, folks!

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[lurkythespork]

I'd vomit, but I'm too busy laughing.

[lurkythespork]

Also, spitefic on the previous post.

[southerngaelic]

TENTACLES.
BARNACLES.
SLIME AND OOZE AND BACTERIA AND FILTH
CRAB BITS
DID I MENTION THE TENTACLES

This wasn't romantic. This wasn't good at all. She had sex with a giant crab-squid creature. She just fucked the nautical personification of the devil and liked it, in all its grody tentacle-y disgustingness.

This bitch ain't right in the head.

[lurkythespork]

She just fucked the nautical personification of the devil and liked it...

Okay, fabulous, now I'm hearing a Katy Perry song, but with "I boinked a squid and liked it" instead. You have triggered the Weird-Al fan in me and it is your fault.

[morri_delrae]

Wow. This thing? Falls straight into my uncanny valley. I'm no stranger to tentacle porn (not a fan though), and I won't pretend I was shocked by the very idea of tentacle sex, but trying to pass it off as sparkly romantic harlequin love scene? Not fucking possible. It could be written as being both revolting and fascinating at the same time, and, if someone was a writing genius, they could probably write it as a heart-wrenching scene in which the heroine tries to show her love and tenderness, fighting disgust all the way. What these approaches have in common is that nobody in their right mind would wank to the product

[overlordmikey]

[Michael; having avoided commenting through both fanfics couldn't stand it any longer. Reading the twisted writing had caused a chain reaction and he slowly went mad (well madder). All that is left of him is a body lying on a sidewalk caught firmly in the belief that he is a jellyfish. Alas poor Mikey; I knew him Zelda_Queen. A man of infinite jest - well kinda; I'm actually kinda a downer...]

Wait a minute I'm not a jellyfish...
Damn I wish I was after reading that because then I would lack the mental ability to comprehend it - then again I kinda do anyway...

Hmmmm~ interesting how that worked out...

Thank goodness I'm completely desensitized from all forms of perversion or I might have actually been effected - hahahahahahaha~ [cries]