Unexpected Love: Chapter 2

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: Hello everyone! I'm dedicating today's sporking to Prince William and Kate Middleton. I know it's a bit late, but I'd figured what better way to honor their happy union than spork a very nasty, royal Sue?

Comments

[lurkythespork]

And I just walked straight into this without

[yemi_hikari]

What I remeber is he married a character in canon who was BORN in the same world as him.

[zelda_queen]

You're right. In the books, Caspian doesn't pay Susan much mind (makes sense, as I think he's about twelve or so in that book), but he later marries Ramandu's daughter. In the movies, Caspian and Susan are older so they flirt a little, kiss, part ways permenantly, and he hooks up with Ramandu's daughter as in the books (the movies name her Lilliandil, which is why I keep bringing up that name ^^; ) The Suethor is clearly following movie canon, which is hardly a valid excuse for anything.

Oh, this isn't the height of the Sue's disrespect to Aslan. It gets worse.

[zelda_queen]

Also, might I borrow your war cry for the next chapter? ^^;

[erikalyndis]

MARY SUES MAKE LION JESUS CRY!

MARY SUESS MAKE LION JESUS CRY!

[a_lovesuicide]

Aslan walked her down the aisle.

ASLAN WALKED HER DOWN THE AISLE.

[carakasla]

Dude, Anne sounded more excited about how she was going to BE QUEEN, DAMN IT, than how she was going to be Caspian's wife. I'm sure Catherine Duchess of Cambridge cared more about becoming Price William's wife than becoming future Queen! Dear God!

Oh, and I like how Lion Jesus walked Anne down the aisle. C.S Lewis is rolling in his grave.

[yemi_hikari]

Agreed completly with you here.

[zelda_queen]

"C.S Lewis is rolling in his grave."

Just wait until next chapter. The poor guy will be doing handsprings in his grave. :( All his lovely symbolism...

[yemi_hikari]

So, going on the more technical side of things, Caspian is NOT high king, Peter is. The title of high king means that if others show up, they are in charge. First comes Peter, and then Edmund stands in for him. Wow... just... wow...

[zelda_queen]

Ah, you're right. ^^; Yeah, I'm not surprised she missed that one.