Heart Of The Sea: Chapter 23 - The Reunion

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: Hey, everyone! I'm back, and look who I've got with me!

Link: I hate you

ZeldaQueen: That's a shame. Still, I have those LOZ badfics that I dug up, and you are such a popular Sue-magnet -

Link: Can we just get started?

Comments

[carakasla]

*sobs*

I-I just want one...ONE strong female character who isn't made out to be a whore! Just one. That's all I ask for. Is that to hard to ask for??!! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK FOR?!?!?

*sobs incoherently*

[zelda_queen]

You might want to steady yourself for how Elizabeth gets treated later. Just a heads up.

[southerngaelic]

So not content with being a spotlight-stealing whore, she now won't stop until she's both sea goddess and captain of the Dutchman.

.....Fuck you, Gethbitch.

[zelda_queen]

And poor Calypso is Scary Sue-ified. Even though she's a personification of the sea and, by her very nature, volitile and fickle and all of the pirates love her for it.

Is something wrong?

[anonymous]

The formatting seems to be off. Could you fix it please?

Re: Is something wrong?

[zelda_queen]

Ack, I don't know what happened there! It should be fixed now, though.

Thanks! :)