Heart Of The Sea: Chapter 5 - James Norrington

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: Hello, hello, hello, ladies and gents! I'm here to finish Heart of the Sea, because...erm, Mervin's head kind of exploded. Also, because I'm clinically insane. Actually, after Child of Grace, this is something of a relief. I think I have to rethink my life or something

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[zelda_queen]

Yeah, I saw that.

[gehayi]

Excellent job!

Also, I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Gethsemene really IS Stephenie Meyer.

It's worth noting that Port Royal no longer exists, having been "destroyed by an earthquake in 1692 and subsequent fires, hurricanes, flooding, epidemics and another earthquake in 1907." (Personally, I think that the Sue Assassins decided that the total annihilation of the port was the only way to save the world from POTC Sues.)

[nekokonneko]

Um, Port Royal does exist, says this Jamaican. About 90% was destroyed and sunk into the ocean in the earthquake, but the 10% still remains.

[gehayi]

Oh, damn, I'm sorry. I should have checked somewhere besides Wikipedia, but even telling Google what to leave out, I still kept getting hit after hit about POTC movies and not the real place.

[miyuko_matsuda]

Good Job,and Good luck with this Suethor she Really sucks Hard

[zelda_queen]

Thanks. This is actually a lot easier than Child of Grace, so it should go by quicker. ^^;

[miyuko_matsuda]

Awesome!

[southerngaelic]

Oh, NO.

Sue, people have seen the movies. Even dead people know who the MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE belongs to xP

[zelda_queen]

Yeah, mysterious foreboding fail!

[mogseltof]

One thing caught me here - a pint of rum

A pint. Of RUM.

Head, meet keyboard. Keyboard, this is head. *headkeyboard*

[zelda_queen]

Ah yes. I know very little about drinking, so I missed that one. ^^; Thanks.

[sue_hunting_duo]

It was actually part of an old POTC Mary Sue litmus test (which I'm currently unable to find, damn): "Rum is consumed in quantities more appropriate for beer, which contains from eight to fifteen times less alcohol".

Even if we leave the alcohol poisoning thing alone for a while, downing a pint of rum in one go would still be physically impossible. I mean, I do love rum, but it's strong stuff and it burns your throat like nobody's business if your drink it undiluted. Even if the 17th-century hedge rum - unlike the Captain Morgan I keep in my cabinet - wasn't exactly 40% proof, the Sue would still choke or puke all over herself before she was halfway through the pint.

You're doing an amazing job, BTW - I wholeheartedly salute you for sporking this pile o'dreck.

[zelda_queen]

Ah, I see! Thanks. :)

And thanks again. ^^; It gets mighty repetitive, but I'm trying to keep it funny. Glad you like it.