Earl Harry James Potter: Chapter 5

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: Hello ladies and germs, we're going to be doing something a little different today. As you no doubt have all noticed, this fic is full of lists. Really, really boring lists. Well, in today's chapter, she managed to take that up to eleven. I've spent a lot of time staring at this thing, wondering how to make it interesting, and I've

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[das_mervin]

I feel the need to say this in large letters.

GENIUS.

[zelda_queen]

Aw, thank you! ^_^

[madamchaos]

I'm not in a place where I can watch this right now (although very much looking for to it!), but I just dared to read the comments on this piece of tripe.

I am weeping in my soul now.

[zelda_queen]

I'm really hoping that the reviewers are trolls, otherwise I think my brain will collapse.

[madamchaos]

It's the same for the 're-write', too... I cannot understand how people respond so positively to this sort of thing. I mean... I didn't think standards were that low on FFN, but...

Oh yes. Finally saw the review.

Beautiful. ^_^

[szaleniec1000]

Pure class! :) I can see why you needed something a little different to get through that shite.

Probably just a bizarre coincidence, but I couldn't help but notice that one of the positive reviewers of this fic was also one of the ones gushing over The Last War. It would be too good to be true if she were actually LoPEF's sock.

[zelda_queen]

Thanks! XD

Was that one Cassandra something-or-another? Because I recall seeing her reviews on a lot of bad fics I found. She favorited "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", which is a huge Tv Tropes-inspired parody fic, so I suspect she's just pretending to have such low standards. At least, I hope so.

[yemi_hikari]

You only have one more chapter to go... the other two are authors notes. But the next chapter... what is with these freakin lists. Nothing happens. I don't get the point of this fanfic... I really don't.

[zelda_queen]

I don't get the point either, but yeah, nearly done! ^^ Then, onward to more interesting ventures. XD

[anakinnotvader]

Loved your song!
*goes to read actual chapter* It's just a list...of names...and then at the end of the list notes about what the random group does...WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?! At least the other chapters had characters talking and passing each other sheets of paper. Are we going to get quizzed on our knowledge of made-up wizarding families?

[zelda_queen]

Thanks. XD

Um, yeah. Yeah it is. I have no idea what purpose it serves. O_o