Earl Harry James Potter: Chapter 4 (Part 2)

[zelda_queen]

[THIS SPORKING HAS BEEN RETRACTED. IT WILL BE REPLACED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! :D]
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Comments

[lurkythespork]

*applauds!*

[szaleniec1000]

Was this fic written in Microsoft Excel?

[zelda_queen]

It wouldn't surprise me.

[yemi_hikari]

When I saw the parslemagic, I was not surprised. The other fanfic had that, but truth of the matter is, they thankfully have only one chapter of inheritance in there. But then, there was only one chapter to it. I would dred seeing this many chapters of... boredom...

[zelda_queen]

Fortunately, the later chapters really...trail off.

[yemi_hikari]

Thank goodness. I can't exactly myself imagine writing such a long... listing of things like this, at least... not for this many chapters. Even when I offically started fanfic writing, despite my love for making lists, it never did occur to me to use them as they bored to death anyone they didn't involve.

[zelda_queen]

The bad news is that the next chapter is REALLY boring. Hopefully, I've come up with a plan to make it more interesting. ^^

[anakinnotvader]

How does Harry being able to resist the Imperius Curse translate to his resistance being 50% blocked by Dumbledore??

Your name is HARRY. You have a number of ABILITIES and SKILLS including WANDLESS MAGIC and PARSLMAGIC. You are GIFTED at POTIONS although you did not know this until now. Your elemental is FIRE and you have a fondness for QUIDDITCH, which you are REALLY RATHER GOOD AT.

What will you do?

Harry: Quickly retrieve arms from school trunk.

This bit (and the rest of your Homestuck parody) made me laugh out loud. Well played.

[yemi_hikari]

Harry: Wait, I thought I survived the Imperius Curse because of my mothers love. Are you saying my mother died for nothing!

That was what I got from that one.

[anakinnotvader]

You're thinking of Avada Kedavra, I believe.

[zelda_queen]

Yeah, that's it. Harry was able to resist Imperius through his own willpower, I believe.

[achtanablah]

Reading this fic is like watching paint dry. Even with your comments, my eyes kept glazing over from boredom.

[beacon80]

You must have unusually uninteresting paint.