Mister Postman

[linkshaia]

The Postman from Twilight Princess runs, runs, runs, runs, runs, runs, runs, runs up to you and holds out a letter... Only, this isn't the usual Postman... And, he doesn't run nearly as fast... And, he's wearing green... WTF? There's a Link running around, doing the Postman's job!1

Well, rookie Postman aside, You've Got Mail! Who is it from? What is

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To: blue_motormouth

[missingoutset]

[The letter is smaller than most... Link tried to make it fairy-size, but he could only make it so small without messing up his writing. :x]

Hi Navi! [drawing of a fairy goes here]

The postman is different here. I wonder if its harder to run instead of fly. He doesnt look too happy.

Where are you? Im fishing on the lake.

- Link :D

To: missingoutset

[blue_motormouth]

[The return letter is about the same size, although the words seem to be made from tiny footprints in the ink. Every now and then there is a stray splatter turned into a handprint when she tried to wipe it off.]

Hiya Link! I didn't know you could draw you made me look great!

He's different than mine too, maybe he needs the bunny ears to run fast and he lost them. I'll ask.

Oh, I'm sitting on his flag thing, so right now we're by the ranch! Are you keeping the fish?

~Navi!
[An attempt at a little hat and baton goes at the bottom.]

To: blue_motormouth

[missingoutset]

Thanks! :) My grandma showed me how to draw. I swear she can do anything.

Bunny ears? [an attempt at a rabbit doodle... but it looks like a pig with longer ears]

Whats it like at the ranch? I'm going to eat the fish for dinner... once I catch something good.

- Link

To: missingoutset

[blue_motormouth]

Yeah? She sounds like Impa only less um... scary. To other people, not me.

Sort of like that! But this one seemed kinda grumpy so I got off, he must really miss his ears.

It's nice here, the horses are playing around! Do eggs taste good with fish, I have lots of those in the barn.

Be careful you don't fall in!

~Navi!

To: fierce_deity

[dancingseasons]

Dear Warrior,

How are you? I haven't seen you in some time. Since this funny man in the Postman's hat has offered to deliver my letters for me, I thought I'd ask about you and say that I hope you're well. Come and visit me sometime.

~Din

To: war_princess

[wallrun]

[Writing in... super modern Hylian. Would she be able to read it? asdkljdka]

How you holding up? It's been a while since I found you by that burning tree. Have you found anyone familiar in Hyrule?

Khalil

[war_princess]

[She threatened found someone to translate, and write back in supermodernHylian :D]

I am alive. I thought a man was the Link I knew from the tournaments but it was not him after all.

Devi

[wallrun]

[Still in supermodernHylian... too lazy to keep using html formatting. ;_;]

Alive is good. I'd be kind of freaked if I was writing to a Redead.

Sorry to hear that. There's a ton of Links here; you'll probably meet up with the one you know if you look hard enough.

[There might have been some pen quill-tapping here.] Anything special to look out for?

Khalil

To: theeyeoftruth and in_to_shadow

[tehnrija]

[Oldschool Sheikah! And the eye scrawled on the back of the envelope is done in red.]

I wish to see how fast this new messenger is. Write post-haste, Brother.

To: tehnrija

[theeyeoftruth]

Fast enough, and worryingly able too.

[And since all of them work with the same name, it's signed with the same single eye.]

To: theeyeoftruth

[tehnrija]

You would worry? I would think you to be above that.

[Yeahhh Sheikah eye. We are cool cats. orz]

To: tehnrija

[theeyeoftruth]

I did not claim to be worried personally, but it is cause for some consideration.

And to be shirk off all concern is to shirk off hope of maintaining success, I was always told. 'Better safe than sorry', I have heard it put.

[We be chillin' out maxin' and trying to outrun the postman just for the heck of it.]

To ashei_yeah

[twilit_scholar]

(ooc: asldkgasda that drawing! LOL! I love it!)

My dear Ash,

I've wandered over to Castle Town for the afternoon, and who should I encounter but our own Linksha, forced to endure a brief period of servitude as the Postman! (Not that I'm really in a position to criticize, since I was also saddled with one of these masks. Though at least mine is amusing; it improves my dancing ability.)

In any case, I was examining some artifacts and came across the marketplace. I observed during our recent gaming adventure with Jake, Din and Kafei that your cards are starting to become a bit worn from extensive use. So, chiefly in the interest of giving our friend here something to do (and an excuse to go home for at least a short spell), I send along with him this new deck which I found in what appears to have served as someone's gambling stall.

I anticipate a return by nightfall, but if I am delayed, rest assured I will shelter here in town rather than attempt to cross the field after sundown.

~Shad

To twilit_scholar

[ashei_yeah]

Shad,

Would love to talk, yeah? But I'm currently being chased by DANCING! REDEADS! And a Gibdos who keeps trying to tell me all about the finer points of embalming (the formaldehyde preserved all but its brain, I'll bet). Am dictating as I run. Linksha looks pretty freaked, but he's got no choice but to follow, yeah? If I'm not back by nightfall, send a priest!!!

-Ash

(delivered by a rather shaken-looking Linksha, who keeps mumbling something about, "the dead have risen from their graves... to shake their booties!")

To ashei_yeah

[twilit_scholar]

My dear Ash,

Linksha insists you're in no particular danger, but all the same I'll start for home immediately. Why on earth are they dancing? Are you safe? Where are you?

Concernedly,
Shad

To twilit_scholar

[ashei_yeah]

Shad,

Linksha demands we stop exchanging these letters, because dancing Redeads are, quote, "the creepiest thing I've ever seen!" I say he's a pansy, to shoot as many letters as you want, yeah?

As for why they're dancing, HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! I've got some freaky mask-thing stuck to my face, which Linksha assures me looks like a Gibdos. Joy, yeah?

-Ash

(delivered by a grumbling Linksha, who's now ranting about the Gibdos Mask being far too gentle a facade for Ashei's level of evil. He'll be taking your damn letter, now.)