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[suicidalmoon]

*LOOMS*

[This is, for the most part, a mingling post. The moon will simply plummet and occasionally beg for help. I do hope this is okay with everyone.]

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[turntoshadow]

*Stares up at the moon.*

...that's different.

[suicidalmoon]

*IT'S NOT INTERESTING IT'S HORRIFYING.

PLUMMETS STEADILY CLOSER.*

[turntoshadow]

*Never said it was interesting, just different.*

....

*Just kind of staring, trying to figure out why the moon is plummeting and if he cares enough to stop it.

[suicidalmoon]

*WELL. YES. IT MAY BE INTERESTING.

HOWEVER.

HELP ME.*

[ordonian_hero]

[This definitely can't be good.]

[Link pulls out his bow, nocks an arrow, and lets fly at the gigantic frowning moon.

The arrow zooms straight up the moon's left nostril.]

[ooc: Edit to say that I think this idea is really clever. ♥]

[suicidalmoon]

*WHAT.

THIS IS HARDLY FAIR.

ALSO STUPID.*

[Thank you! I hope it's enjoyable xD]

[ordonian_hero]

[What, no elemental arrow in return?]

....

[He lowers his bow and turns around to put something on.

Then he resumes the trial and error and fires another arrow. This time, it lands right in the center of the Moon's left eye.]

[suicidalmoon]

[for_aryll]

H-huh?!

[And this land had looked so peaceful, too! Now there was a giant, angry moon...? Link frowns, and draws his sword, shivering a little. What a creepy stare...]

[suicidalmoon]

*A LITTLE HELP

WOULD BE NICE.*

[for_aryll]

[O...kay. Sadly, Link can't read between asterisks, and is oblivious to the Moon's thoughts. The moon had a face...so maybe it could listen to him? Yes...maybe if he just asked it nicely to stop? His Grandma had always taught him to be polite to people, after all.]

[Cupping his hands around his mouth, he yells,] Could you please stop falling, moon?!

[suicidalmoon]

*EYES SHOWING SO MUCH ANGUISH.

HELP MEEEE.*

Wild GOHMA Appeared!

[windwakerbosses]

[Whilst crawling about Hyrule Field to find someone to terrorize, Gohma has happened upon a rather twisted looking celestial body, plummeting slowly towards the earth.]

Skreee?

[She scuttles under it, idly waving a claw in its direction.]

[suicidalmoon]

*SCREAMS SILENTLY

AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[windwakerbosses]

[Gohma is indifferent to your suffering.]

[GOHMA used FLAMETHROWER

...Or at least, there is now a jet of flame being fired at the moon. Oh dear.]

Skreeeeee!

[suicidalmoon]

*THE SILENT SCREAMING GROWS LOUDER.

-DON'T WANT TO DIIIIEEEEEE.*

[dancingseasons]

[Well, that's...different.]

[The Oracle is wandering across Hyrule Field, minding her own business, when it catches her notice that the moon looks rather...uh...psychotic, actually.]

Now what's this about?

[suicidalmoon]

*THE FUTILITY OF FIGHTING EVIL, MA'AM.*

[dancingseasons]

I see. [She frowns.] Is it my imagination, or are you getting closer?

[suicidalmoon]

*I HOPE NOT.*