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My Inner Life: Chapter 2 - The Wedding

Apr 14, 2010 20:46

ZeldaQueen: Well, the Sue has successfully screwed Link and got him to propose to her. Things can only get worse. Everyone ready?
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southerngaelic April 15 2010, 06:30:13 UTC

.....She just got the Ocarina? Like that?

HERE, SUE. HAVE A HOLY HAND GRENADE TO THE FACE!

zelda_queen April 15 2010, 10:03:56 UTC

And as far as I know, it NEVER comes up again. Which means that the Suethor just brought it up to make Jenna look good.

kawaiicow April 15 2010, 11:45:23 UTC

And then the King decided that, since his daughter was obviously never going to get married and I had married the Heor of time, I should become the Crown Princess with Link as the next King of Hyrule. Then Zelda said "Oh Jenna, you are so much wiser than me. You should have this. I bequeath it." "To thee." and gave me the Triforce of Wisdom. Then, the sky lit up as the Goddesses hame down from the heavens. " Oh my... Goddesses!" I exclaimed while L wrapped me in his strong arms and pushed me behind him with his strong arms of strength. The Goddesses looked at me and said "At last! Our sister who represents the empty space in the Triforce had returned to the land. Let us rejoice in her return and give her the crown of the Queen of the Heavens as she is the most powerful of all of us. And then everyone bowed to me and my wonderful husband as we kissed and had sex. Then Ruto, Malon and Zelda went far away and became nuns who mourned the loss of Link untill they all died in a fire of AIDs. The End...?

zelda_queen April 15 2010, 12:19:03 UTC

Pretty much nailed it.

Actually...that first sentence is waaay more accurate than any fan would like for this fic...

kawaiicow April 16 2010, 07:40:45 UTC

What? WHAT?!!? WHAT?!!???!?

zelda_queen April 16 2010, 14:03:37 UTC

Erm...you'll see later. I don't want to ruin the surprise. ^^;

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guardians_song April 15 2010, 18:46:03 UTC

I don't even know what to say. It's such a trainwreck.

...The OCARINA?! What the...

zelda_queen April 15 2010, 20:47:52 UTC

I know. I nearly foamed at the mouth.

Well, it'll get better (or rather worse). Your sporking bit's going to be next. ;)

Call me Mikey: This is the True Ending anonymous October 28 2010, 02:16:14 UTC

As Jenna opens her mouth to say "I do" Malon comes riding in on Epona. "Fairy boy ( ... )

Re: Call me Mikey: This is the True Ending zelda_queen October 28 2010, 02:24:32 UTC

That was FANTASTIC! A brilliant way to rid Hyrule of the evil that is Jenna! Well done!

Re: Call me Mikey: This is the True Ending overlordmikey October 28 2010, 05:00:24 UTC

Yeah - decided to get a journal incase I felt like commenting again. I guess I'll use it for something to... someday. (Being anonymous feels weird to me) Oh and thanks, glad you enjoyed it! It was fun to write! I write fan fiction a lot, but I’m laid back (okay lazy) and not that great at it. Still I hope I get the chance to do something fun like that again! If you ever need help with something like this I’d gladly be a guest sporker/MSTer person, I find that kinda stuff fun!

Re: Call me Mikey: This is the True Ending zelda_queen October 28 2010, 13:08:31 UTC

Thanks! I'll keep you in mind. ^_^

anonymous May 23 2013, 18:29:01 UTC

"Prince Clothes"? Now I can't help but picture link being dressed like this:

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IFR5emS.jpg[/IMG]

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