[voice - filtered from Straw Hat Pirates and Smoker, 30% unhackable] Sixth Slice

[zehahaha]

[After his semi-successful pillaging a few days ago (sure, the loot was silverware, rum, food, and a snowglobe, among other useless knick-knacks, but it's still loot), Blackbeard had been doing some thinking.  Sure, it had gone pretty well in terms of the quantity of stuff stolen, but it could have gone better if more than two people had been

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[No Voice]

[cowledcrusader]

[Guess who's stalking this entry covertly. He's got your number, Blackbeard.

There's no way in hell he could stand to pass up watching this. And he might have to have a word with a certain Jack Sparrow later.]

voice + OH CRAP BATS IS GOING TO HAVE MY HIDE THANKS BLACKBEARD

[lists_to_port]

[Jack is listening to the post while playing with the snow globe he stole from Vash. It has a little Saguaro cactus in it, surrounded by fluttering glittery flakes, and an inscription on the side: "I Got Shagged in Dodge City."].

Wonder where that is.

...

Ahem: Cap'n Blackbeard, a word about the name of your crew: "Blackbeard Pirates?" Need somethin' more epic-like than that.

You're welcome! Bwahaha!

[zehahaha]

Nope. That's our name, an' it ain't changin'! Even if it ain't the most "epic"-soundin' name, whatever that means, people'll be impressed by what we do, rather than what our name is!

XD

[lists_to_port]

Nonsense! Name's important--your entire reputation rests on it, no matter how nefarious your deeds.

[zehahaha]

Well, I'm captain, an' I ain't changin' the name! If the rest o' the crew arrives, they gotta know that I'm here!

[voice]

[rygdea]

...A pirate gang?

[Is this guy for real or what? Rygdea couldn't tell. The pirate sounds like he's half off his rocker anyways.]

[voice]

[zehahaha]

Pirate crew, actually! Wanna join? What sorta stuff are ya good at doin'?

[voice]

[rygdea]

[Unsure if this a prank or not, Rygdea starts to wonder what time period this fella is from.]

No, I don't so! I rather be bored and fishing, than end up cleaning the damn poop deck.

Besides, there's no sea. Aren't you pirate fellas fond of traveling across large bodies of water? If so, you guys are shit out of luck. The only large body of water we have in this place is the lake, and you can't get very far.

[voice]

[zehahaha]

Okay, fine! That's yer choice, an' yer fate. Just figured I'd check an' see if anyone's interested!

[voice]

[slaying]

[Even though Jack told her not to...]

You're the one twisting his arm, huh?

[voice]

[zehahaha]

Who are ya? An' what are ya talkin' 'bout?

[voice]

[slaying]

I'm talking about Captain Jack Sparrow. And I'm--[should she even give her name?]--I'm a friend of his.

[voice]

[zehahaha]

I ain't doin' any arm-twistin'! He agreed ta join my crew, he's stuck around all this time, an' he's been doin' a great job so far!

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

[You barge into his apartment, and now this?]

...I should hope that the village would be opposed to your announcement.

[OOC: Still waiting for your tag in the pillaging log.]

[Voice]

[zehahaha]

Ya never know! I might've gotten someone interested with my little demonstration!

((OoC: Sorry! I had a busy weekend, but I just responded.))

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

After ransacking the entire village? People would not want to join you after that.

[Voice]

[zehahaha]

I didn't steal from the whole place! Maybe 'bout half o' it. Closer ta a third... I dunno! I lost count!