I really wish "A Million Little Pieces" had been true, because as fiction, it's really not very good ( Read more... )

I had no desire whatsoever to read "A Million Little Pieces" until I found out it was full of lies. Now I'm gonna go buy it on my lunchhour.

Be sure to buy my soon-to-be-released autobiography, "Sean: My Torrid Sex Life with The Pope and Jennifer Garner".

I am no longer allowed to post drunk.

I have no idea what "all about the nachos" means, nor do I feel that anyone who was not in attendance last night should lose their job.

Thank you.

Tonight I spent the evening inside the VIP room at Republik, because it was my friend Amber's birthday, and she is the manager, hence our elevated position of power. We also ordered bottle service; we had our own bottle of vodka, which cost us the princely sum of 150.00 (reduced from 210.00), which also gave us all the cranberry juice we could ( Read more... )

All my Kevin Smith-related connections are coming back in full force, and it's somewhat frightening. It's like it's 1997 and I'm flunking out of school again ( Read more... )

http://www.clerks2.com/teaser/

I really shouldn't be this excited about it. But it feels like...coming home.

I have been asked to MC my cousin Aimee's wedding in October in New York. Finally, an opportunity to air all my family grievances on a grand scale ( Read more... )

Movie Reviews ( Read more... )

Marc Favreau, who played Sol the French clown on TVO, has died.

Le Tableau. The Table.

La Chaise. The Chair

Wah wah wah wa-wa-wa-wa-wa.

Poor Sol. Hopefully he will join the boot from Readalong in heaven.

So I am now locked into going to Vegas in February to see Jasun & Carlo, and also to see UFC 57 live, with Randy Couture fighting Chuck Liddell. I hope I get the seat next to Fez from That 70's Show.

I also hope I don't get drunk and end up in a brothel.