Comments | zarq: Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him

zarq

Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him

Apr 30, 2009 11:35

There are no pictures (thank heaven,) but the article is NSFW.

Just when you think that political news in this country can't get any weirder, Georgia Creationist Party Candidate Neal Horsley, who is running for governor on a secessionist platform (thank you, Rick "Good Hair" Perry,) is 'taking his skeletons out of the closet and rattling them ( Read more... )

oy vey, georgia, politics, you can't make this stuff up

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morgaine_x April 30 2009, 15:55:20 UTC

I think your "oy vey" tag kinda sums it up...

zarq April 30 2009, 16:18:10 UTC

Your icon does an admirable job, too. :)

zarq April 30 2009, 15:55:57 UTC

This post raises an interesting editorial dilemma for me: How exactly *does* one class sex with a watermelon? Fruitiality? Melon-choly? Waterboarding?

And honestly, why watermelon? Wouldn't passion fruit seem like a more appropriate choice, from a purely linguistic perspective?

Inquiring minds truly don't want to know.

morgaine_x April 30 2009, 16:07:27 UTC

The watermelon is just masturbation with an accessory.

The mule, now. I *really* would prefer not to know...

zarq April 30 2009, 16:23:08 UTC

Agreed. The details given in the article were TMI enough, thank you.

made_of_paradox May 1 2009, 13:30:55 UTC

Vegeamory, which covers both fruits and vegetables.

(I'm pulling that out of my ass, BTW.)

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dabhug April 30 2009, 16:06:17 UTC

At least it isn't Louisiana.

zarq April 30 2009, 16:54:37 UTC

He couldn't get away with this in Louisiana!

hano April 30 2009, 16:50:35 UTC

but. but. *is speechless*
Years since I was involved in the political business so I'm a bit rusty, but I'm pretty certain that admitting bestiality and um, Fruitality, is in the list of 'things you don't say when running for office.'
Brighttened up my day anyhow :)

zarq May 1 2009, 15:13:04 UTC

I'm pretty certain that admitting bestiality and um, Fruitality, is in the list of 'things you don't say when running for office.'

One would think!

Brighttened up my day anyhow :)

Mine too. :D

I'd love to see his opponents' campaign slogans, though.

"Vote For Bob. He Doesn't Violate the Vegetables."

ann1962 April 30 2009, 17:11:31 UTC

Reminds me of that wank report where the guy was "married" to his horse.

Instead of a watermelon, I'm thinking a cantaloupe. Guys always brag ;-)

zarq May 1 2009, 16:38:21 UTC

HA!!!!!!!

"IT WAS THIS BIG! I SWEAR!"

ann1962 May 1 2009, 16:41:48 UTC

LOL, but it's locked. 403 Forbidden page.