~The zombies are rapping everyone!!

[zarla]

Woop I gotta catch up on these. :o Ultramega OK recordings! I actually forget which week this one was for

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[veloxyll]

Summary: AU: Jared is a gingerbread cookie, Jensen is the chef who loves him to life, and somehow things just get weirder from there.
BADFIC.TXT RIGHT HERE

[veloxyll]

Abandoned as an infant, Draco is raised by Walruses
WALRUSES?!

like a barely-concealed iron pipe
like two well-greased piglets
I question your choice of similie here

school for lactating boys
WHAT.

[zarla]

i doubt walruses would be good parents for a baby

[zarla]

HOW MANY COOKIE FICS ARE THERE OUT THERE, ONE WONDERS

[bardicfeline]

Aaah that's awful. :( (What did you use to clean the dogs? I ask because my mom swears by hydrogen peroxide for that. I don't know if that can be applied to clearing up the skunk smell in the house itself, but...)

John entered the machine. It started to make copies of himself! Them the monsters arrived and destroied the doors to the lab. But John was lucky, because his living copies where being ejected from the machine at an high rate per second. The monsters liked, and started making out with the Johns. The were all nude, because the machine only copied organic matter. But it doesn't matter, it worked. All the monsters started to die in pleasure and lust, and the johns too. But John knew he saved Black Mesa, because he had a physics degree, and his calculus were exact

[zarla]

We just used some dog shampoo but took them to a groomers the next day. Will the smell ever leeeeaveee

THE GOOFUS AND GALLANT THING IS AMAZING

i have a lot of questions about mermaid syndrome

[anonymous]

oh my god. i love these posts. i can't even pick a favourite they're all utter madness. where do you even FIND them.

out of curiousity tho, you have any fics you've read lately you really liked?

[zarla]

Haha some of them I find myself, others I just hear about from friends. |D A lot of these are from fandoms I really know like nothing about!

I don't really read a lot of fic, honestly! I liked Flowey is Not a Good Life Coach though, that's the first one that comes to mind, haha.