Summary: AU: Jared is a gingerbread cookie, Jensen is the chef who loves him to life, and somehow things just get weirder from there. BADFIC.TXT RIGHT HERE
Aaah that's awful. :( (What did you use to clean the dogs? I ask because my mom swears by hydrogen peroxide for that. I don't know if that can be applied to clearing up the skunk smell in the house itself, but...)
John entered the machine. It started to make copies of himself! Them the monsters arrived and destroied the doors to the lab. But John was lucky, because his living copies where being ejected from the machine at an high rate per second. The monsters liked, and started making out with the Johns. The were all nude, because the machine only copied organic matter. But it doesn't matter, it worked. All the monsters started to die in pleasure and lust, and the johns too. But John knew he saved Black Mesa, because he had a physics degree, and his calculus were exact
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Summary: AU: Jared is a gingerbread cookie, Jensen is the chef who loves him to life, and somehow things just get weirder from there.
BADFIC.TXT RIGHT HERE
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WALRUSES?!
like a barely-concealed iron pipe
like two well-greased piglets
I question your choice of similie here
school for lactating boys
WHAT.
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John entered the machine. It started to make copies of himself! Them the monsters arrived and destroied the doors to the lab. But John was lucky, because his living copies where being ejected from the machine at an high rate per second. The monsters liked, and started making out with the Johns. The were all nude, because the machine only copied organic matter. But it doesn't matter, it worked. All the monsters started to die in pleasure and lust, and the johns too. But John knew he saved Black Mesa, because he had a physics degree, and his calculus were exact ( ... )
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THE GOOFUS AND GALLANT THING IS AMAZING
i have a lot of questions about mermaid syndrome
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out of curiousity tho, you have any fics you've read lately you really liked?
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I don't really read a lot of fic, honestly! I liked Flowey is Not a Good Life Coach though, that's the first one that comes to mind, haha.
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