~Fun with Space Quest II - Is this asteroid up to code

Sep 10, 2012 19:29

I keep getting these headaches lately, so annoying. The burning smell is gone though!

As a sidenote, I'm going to be going on a trip for the rest of the week! Alix is taking a vacation from work and invited me to come with him as sort of a late birthday present, so that should be fun, haha. If I'm not around for most of this week that'd be why though.

ANYWAY when we last saw Roger he was getting sucked down a giant whirlpool. All in a day's work for an intrepid space janitor! Where will he go from here?

Previous installments and screencappery woo




Good morning





I actually rarely see the face back there JUST A ROCKFACE TO ME



Looks safe enough





BEST PLACE FOR LABION TERROR

SO HERE IS DEAD END NUMBER... THREE? I forget the number we left off on last time but yeah, this one is particularly nasty. REMEMBER THAT MAILING FORM THAT YOU HAD THAT THE GAME NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT? If you didn't mail it in the convenient mailbox then you can get all the way here and then get stuck and have to restart, since you can't go back and there's no way past this screen otherwise. SIERRA GAMES!!



So let's backtrack and mail this form properlike





BETTER MAKE SURE YOU PICK THIS OBJECT UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE
YOU CAN FORGET IT IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL not that i've ever done that
cough









NOW THE PIKMIN HORDES ARE MINE TO CONTROL



one step above "the whistle is whistle shaped"



And back through the rest of the game...





CAN ONLY DIVE IN THAT ONE AREA OF THE GAME
THE ONLY PLACE IT MATTERS





teeheehee





The Tasmanian Devil!





WON'T KNOW UNLESS I TEST IT MYSELF





rogerfetti



Kay let's try this again I'LL JUST HIDE BEHIND THIS BUSH





HOW DID YOU FIND ME



let's see if tasmanian devils can swim



Then it just buzzed around the screen endlessly, so I left and came back.



VICTORY, THIS PRECIOUS ROCK IS NOW MINE



all that work for this payoff, yes







Alright, this screen is kind of unique in that, as far as I remember, there are multiple ways to get through it, which is very unusual for a Sierra game. Most of the time there is one correct way to do things or YOU DIE
But I think there are other ways to get through here if you're creative/patient enough



METHOD ONE



My death did some good!



As you probably guessed, the guard wanders back and forth up there and every now and then goes out of sight behind a pillar, giving you a chance to sneak about.



TA RA 8U



Made my way to the door and what the
HEY REMEMBER THAT KEYCARD YOU HOPEFULLY GOT OFF THAT DEAD GUARD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME
HOPE YOU PICKED THAT UP CAUSE OTHERWISE YOU'RE SCREWED

>use keycard



WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW, JUST PUT IT IN



GAME PUT THE KEYCARD IN HE'S TURNING AROUND



arrrrrgh



Alright let's try again. Spend some time admiring my rock here. LET'S DO SOMETHING FANCY



the jockstrap from the beginning
remember
you picked that up right
right



FINE IF I PHRASE IT THIS WAY WILL YOU DO IT



GDIT GAME I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO



FINE BE THAT WAY



BOIOIOING AWOOOGAH



Guard comes rushing down as you might expect. HI



I WAS JUST LEAVING

So here's one way you can do it, you can throw the rock and then run up to the door and hide while the guard comes out, and get up the elevator while the guard is distracted.



gonna heave this sucker straight out the county





TOO SLOW



TIRED OF DUCKING YOU GUARD
longest command in the game? perhaps







Roger just killing dudes left and right here. THIS IS THE FANCY WAY TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE
or at least the one involving the most items and thus the most points





MAYBE this guard would have a keycard if you didn't already have one
MAYBE
i wouldn't count on it



I KNOW HE HAD ONE



tchuh, fine





so picky about what commands do what





This looks familiar!





Case in point, it took me way too long to find the stupid hatch on this thing despite it saying it's on the rear left. I DON'T KNOW IT'S WEIRD SHUT UP



lookin good roger



You can spend a bunch of time noodling around in here but there aren't too many amusing messages sadly.



Roger looks a little down



GONNA ADJUST YOUR ATTITUDE





boop



SO FAR SO GOOD







seems straightforward enough



DARN IT



FFFF





Alright there we go. Sort of.





FUN WITH FINDING THE RIGHT COMMANDS







YESSSS





okay i got this





AFTER SUCH AN EXCITING SEQUENCE TOO









WAIT WRONG BUTTON







Vohaul you sure go through a lot of trouble to toy with an idiot janitor.







REMEMBER ME?











WHAT INDEED







JUST AS PLANNED



Time to wander aimlessly around











Thank god my hamsters were getting everywhere





GDIT SPACE QUEST





BUT WHERE'S THE SECOND FLOOR



SHHH



Since it's first on the list



ADVENTURE!!



How dangerous could a floor buffer be?



This always made me feel like something would come of it but nope, Vohaul's just watching you via security cameras.







WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

The waxer runs up and down the corridors on this floor and there's no way to get around or avoid it. So if it comes at you, the only thing you can do is turn around and get in the elevator and wait for it to go by before trying again. THIS GETS VERY FRUSTRATING VERY QUICKLY AS YOU CAN IMAGINE



Dum de dum







the cosmos



Looks promising!



heehee





BETTER STEP INSIDE HERE IMMEDIATELY



Oh Roger.









NO ON SCREEN INDICATION, JUST BETTER LOOK AND FIND IT
SUCKER



How could something so silly be important, what a laugh





hee hee





That is the only thing on this entire floor. NO JOKE



And there's an identical closet on the next floor!











YOU NEVER KNOW



A quick pitstop is in order!



Looks inviting









Kojima would love this.



REALLY WANTED HIS FLOORS CLEAN THOUGH











LOT OF TIME SPENT DESCRIBING THIS BATHROOM





Sure why not





haha a single herpe



IT'S HERE, I'M HERE



NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT











Dancing, flailing, you know



IMPORTANT INTERLUDES THAT CAN'T BE MISSED







this is such an odd way to describe it



Alright enough goofing off







ENDLESS SAMEY CORRIDORS better stick my hand right in here









TAKE EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING



Hee hee hee
This is lampshaded again in 3 as you'll see whenever we get to it.





EVERYTHING, IT'S ALL MINE









BETTER BE THOROUGH
OR DIE













So supportive, Space Quest.



The secret to avoiding death? Just stay away from the bars. PROBLEM SOLVED







AN ALIEN!! WITH WAX LIPS!!



You know maybe I'm goin about this all wrong, maybe the alien is just trying to talk to me!









:O



YOU'LL CALL ME RIGHT??



In spite of being frenched by an alien, Roger seems to be alright. LET'S SAY THAT MAYBE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A FUNNY INTERLUDE AND NOTHING WOULD COME OF IT, AND LET'S KEEP GOING



It's sort of hard to make it clear in games like this when one thing is front of another, or at least it was sort of hard for me to tell as a kid. YOU CAN GO UNDER THIS WALKWAY THOUGH



MORE HALLWAYS, HURRAY





mmm tubes
yeah









IT'S LIME JELLO JUST FOR YOU!





Or highly delicious, who can say



ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT



tasty

SO HOW TO ESCAPE THIS ACID POOL?
i want you to think really hard about this

think about all the items i've picked up
think about everything you've seen in the game so far
think about where i am and what's happening
think about possible things that roger could do

how can i escape the acid pool? the door's closed and the walls are blocked. how to get out? TRY AND COME UP WITH A THEORY
COME UP WITH A PLAN
THINK ABOUT IT

REALLY THINK ABOUT IT



WAS IT THIS???



BECAUSE IF IT WAS I WILL BE VERY SURPRISED

I think we found this solution honestly by just trying everything we could with whatever items we had at the time and then it actually worked
BY THE WAY HOPE YOU GOT THE PLUNGER BEFORE COMING DOWN HERE
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET BACK



but that'd be too easy



NOW WHAT??



Simply stick the plunger when the edge of the floor is closer to you. PROBLEM SOLVED





HA HA! This puzzle tripped us up for ages.



Robots! I bet they'll be my friends.













Friendly robots.



Let's go this way.



More robots! What to do.



DID YOU SEE THAT SPRINKLER HEAD UP THERE
SURE HOPE YOU DID



I have a plan.







So picky.

















HA HA, VICTORY
I picked up the items to do this while totally not remembering what they were used for and yet when I got here I instantly knew what to do. ANCIENT PUZZLES PROGRAMMED INTO MY MEMORY



Maybe shouldn't have installed them on the one floor with sprinklers as a thought.



nicads?



DUN DUN DUUUN







Sorta askin for it, Vohaul.



TRUE TO HIS WORD, YOU CAN JUST WANDER AROUND WHEREVER YOU WANT



I was going to give you this present











WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST MAKE IT A NORMAL LASER VOHAUL













COULD THIS HAVE BEEN PREVENTED?



I managed to get the one shot of this room where you can't see Roger behind the wires, way to go self.



Baby hands!



His royal lardness







VENTS? I MUST GET INSIDE THEM

















MORE MURDER FOR ROGER





Come on Vohaul what did you seriously think was going to happen





time to tell the internet





SO PICKY













And Roger leaps all over the keyboard, haha.











Probably went on a lunch break.





ALWAYS SEARCH THE BODY
ALWAYS





Did Vohaul set up his asteroid to self-destruct when he died? Eh, seems about right for a mad scientist. Sucks for all those critters in the bathrooms and cages though.





Got that done anyway



TIME TO SAVE THE GALAXY!





I MEANT TO DO THAT



Reloading







I WANTED TO SAY HI TO THE ATOMS



Could be done a little more carefully but the decorator was so busy

SO let's say you didn't notice the monitor or didn't care. LET'S MOVE ON WITHOUT IT



these diagonal stairs are the greatest foe you've faced in the game so far



Finally up and out and here we go





NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'LL COME IN HANDY
hope you looked in this box







Uh oh!



I WORKED HARD FOR THOSE POINTS THOUGH









Easy enough.



MORE HALLWAYS as a note there is a constant alarm here going VREEEE VREEEE VREEE VREEE that never stops. Just take a moment to picture it.



Sounds about right.



These look important! Also that thing looks dangerous.



And friendly! Escape pods eh, better hop into one of those.







Marrow-matic makes me think it would suck out your bone marrow but this is good too



THESE STAIRS



Alright since the stupid robot won't leave me alone let's check out where the corridor goes.



Back around here! So it all adds up.





So the realtime parser is a big pain in the butt and it means you have to type FAST and also think fast, but one thing that's kind of convenient is that you can also type commands before you need them and then just press enter when you're in range. LET'S SEE IF I CAN OUTRUN THE EVIL ROBOT



I didn't catch it but basically I pressed the button, which opened the pod, then ran to the right. The robot will follow you all the way to the corridors near your ship, but it's the same speed as you so you don't have to worry too much.



???











SO FRENCHING THE ALIEN DID COME BACK TO HAUNT ME EVENTUALLY
That's right, you can get frenched by the alien and then get almost to the end of the game without any ill-effects until SUDDENLY YOU DIE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
HOPE YOU DIDN'T SAVE YOUR GAME, SUCKER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!



Anyway after restoring
A moment with the cubix rube puzzle







TERRIFYING



Anyway back to the robot. If you can get this far, the robot will vanish on the next screen, leaving you free to go back and check the pods again.



MAKE SURE YOU GET THIS READY BECAUSE YOUR WINDOW FOR TYPING THIS COMMAND IN IS VERY SMALL





FINALLY you can try to press the button AND get in the pod in the same run but it's practically impossible, the robot will almost always catch you before you can get in.
SO PRESS THE BUTTON, RUN, THEN COME BACK AND GET IN





Strangely don't feel a real intense sense of urgency.







STRAIGHTFORWARD ENOUGH









eh let's skip it BLAST OFF



ptew







whaaaat i'm thirty points short, what gives



WOOPS



I'LL MISS YOU TOO, NARRATOR



how convenient







SOUNDS GOOD SIGN ME UP



UGH











This is actually the only consequence of not aborting the launch. NOT SO BAD, CONSIDERING SOME OF THE OTHERS IN THIS GAME





Aw yeah
BUT I CAN DO BETTER



After aborting the launch







so close













Aw yeah now we're wait a minute I'm still short ten points. WHAT DID I FORGET?

I concluded it must have something to do with the puzzle and went to investigate.





DANG

























HA, SUCKER and there's my missing ten points

would you have thought of that, i'm honestly curious



AND A FINAL NOTE

Actually we're not quite done yet.



PLAYING THE GAME'S FOR CHUMPS





Aw yeah.

AND THAT'S SPACE QUEST II! THANKS FOR WATCHING!

I also posted this at dreamwidth with reluctant ambivalence. Comment here or there, don't matter to me!

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