Through what distorted glass do you peer when you're trying to make me out?  What bruiser cracked your pin-head up before you decided to leer my way all punch drunk and stupid?  In what fucking comic book did a mouth-breathing autist sketch me as some detestable blob, a bloated ichor at which piss-ant yokels toss lit vodka bottles?

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So, having procured transportation, I believe that in the next month and half I'll probably move.  I have a number of options:

1)  Vallejo.  It's across a bridge and I'd have to pay a toll, but it's close and rent is cheap.  I might get something comparable to Sacramento.  However, there's nothing in Vallejo except for a nearby oil refinery.  I want ( Read more... )

My house is trashed. Completely. Someone came in and took a bunch of my stuff and left the place a total wreck.

I need some help. If anyone is willing, please help me clean up my place. I can't live like this, and I can't have my daughter in a place like this. And I can't do it by myself.

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I still have that crazy ass picture up there.  Holy shit.

What's it been a year?  Two?  No, not that long.  I guess I should go check the date.

It's cool to see some of you still check this thing.  And are pregnant.  Wow.

Turn your head and life happens. 

I recently told you a little lie. It was a little one, but it caused a lot of damage. In fact, we may not interact the same since I did it.

For that I'm very sorry.

I didn't mean to lead your thoughts down the wrong path. I didn't intend to leave you waiting, thinking I was doing something, when actually I was doing another.

"Elise, believe I never wanted this. I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises. (I thought) you (are) the girl I always dreamed about, but I let the dream go, and the promises broke(, and the make believe ran out)"

Your results:
You are Will RikerWill Riker 85%James T. Kirk (Captain) 75%Data 70%Jean-Luc Picard 65%Worf 60%Mr. Scott 55%Chekov 55%Uhura 55%Beverly Crusher 55%Mr. Sulu 50%Geordi LaForge 50%Deanna Troi 50%Spock 49%Leonard McCoy (Bones) 45%An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 35%At times you are self-centered
but you have many friends.
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And I'm going to flip off the fucking world on my way.

After you die...
Hell

After death, you will burn forever in the fires of hell. Or much more likely, you will be put into a room with two other people for all of eternity. Because hell is other people.


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I cried.

My daughter asked me what's wrong.

I told her.

In my heart of hearts, I'm glad she doesn't understand.