I really need to start hitting women for this sorta thing.

[zalyckron]

Everyone feels so fat these days.
Fucking meat patties and magazines.

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[kuuenbuxero]

Honestly? Might as well just start calling all of them fat.

Woman: *sigh* I'm fat.

Man: Well dear, why don't you put down the fucking fork? Have you ever considered eating a salad over a steak? GOOD FUCKING JOB SHAMU. I HEAR THEY HAVE A JOB OPENING AT SEAWORLD!!

[dsylecxia]

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