Must admit, I've got a lovely one to play on the next telemarketer that calls me. I'm going to try and sell *them* Dr Butler-Sloss's Orthopedic Neck Rest for Telephonists! Supports and braces the neck-musculature during long phoning-sessions! Prevents the adoption of inappropriate phone-posture! Incorporates our unique headset-support cradle with anti-static retaining strap. Fire-resistant covering in a choice of five wipe-clean patterns. Ideal for phone-sex service-providers. Yours for only four monthly payments of $29.99 - order NOW and receive a FREE cord-detangler (offer limited to one per address; colours may vary).
I do wonder how often you'd receive calls from marketers after they've twigged that you'd be running this each and every time they bother you with misplaced selling strategies... My guess is you'd be swiftly removed from the books, which is no bad thing in itself!
Also, must remember to come pick up my damn watch at some point, it does make life at work a LOT easier when you have access to your own chronological bubble in which to determine if things are late or not.
Nah, its the just the wonders of Night-Shift and the associated mental blips that go with it. I'm fine, just very rarely awake at the right time, and prone to doing all sorts of daft things when not at work.
Still looking forward to seeing you guys around Chrimbo though... its been too long, and I'm already starting to think about travelling again!
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Must admit, I've got a lovely one to play on the next telemarketer that calls me. I'm going to try and sell *them* Dr Butler-Sloss's Orthopedic Neck Rest for Telephonists! Supports and braces the neck-musculature during long phoning-sessions! Prevents the adoption of inappropriate phone-posture! Incorporates our unique headset-support cradle with anti-static retaining strap. Fire-resistant covering in a choice of five wipe-clean patterns. Ideal for phone-sex service-providers. Yours for only four monthly payments of $29.99 - order NOW and receive a FREE cord-detangler (offer limited to one per address; colours may vary).
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Also, must remember to come pick up my damn watch at some point, it does make life at work a LOT easier when you have access to your own chronological bubble in which to determine if things are late or not.
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Thought you'd vaporised or dissolved or something, not heard from you in frages.
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Still looking forward to seeing you guys around Chrimbo though... its been too long, and I'm already starting to think about travelling again!
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