Alleyway Surprise

[zakai_]

Title: Alleyway Surprise
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: PG13
Type: Crack, Humor
Pairing: Roy/Ed… Roy/Ed/…?
Summary: Ed suggests that he and Roy include the next person they see in their activities for the night, and gets an unexpected surprise.

A/N: This was written for nochick_fics, who spawned the idea by a poll she made asking people who they wanted

Comments

[amethyst_koneko]

ROFLMAO!!! OMG, I was on the damned floor with, "Ed wouldn’t be surprised if the man came glitter"!!! XDDDDDD Oh God, the mental image of that has completely broken my brain! :D "You were always so good to me!" Heaven help me! I have images of RoyxArmstrong stuck in my head now! Somebody get the brain bleach! LMAO!!

[zakai_]

lol totally. I think Roy/Armstrong would be absolutely horrifying.

[up2late]

"Ed wouldn’t be surprised if the man came glitter." FTW!!!

[zakai_]

Thanks! :D

[eanelinea77]

Holy hell I laughed so loudly that my husband gave me a dirty look. Wonderful crack, just wonderful! The coming glitter part is what set me off.

[zakai_]

*laughs* that's awesome. Glad you liked it! :D

[greedy_lover]

XDD This is so amusing XDD Poor Ed, he tries and his bastard does this to him XD I can see Ed telling Roy no sex ever after his performance to get back at him XD

[zakai_]

lol yeah totally

[sharona1x2]

That was incredibly funny! I'll bet Ed will never ask for something so silly again learn nothing from this lesson. ^___^

[zakai_]

haha yeah Ed will totally learn nothing from this XD