Chicken Sandwich

[zakai_]

Title:  Chicken Sandwich
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: PG
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Type: Drabble, Humor, Yaoi
Summary:  Ed is very passionate... just, not about what Roy wants him to be passionate about.

Chicken Sandwich

Ed stared hungrily at the chicken sandwich that was placed on his tray and flashed a brilliant smile at the cafeteria worker.

Comments

[eyesofthenight]

LOL....Roy should know, the way to Ed's heart is through the bottomless pit known as his stomach. ^_^ Very cute! Loved it!

[zakai_]

haha very true, very true. ^_^

[hack_benjamin22]

Off topic, but is that a Project Runway Icon? *hearts* :D

[_secretpassion_]

I admit that I'm not a big yaoi fan but I felt compelled to read this. It was great! Adding to memories!

[zakai_]

Thank you! It's such a big complement when people who don't much care for yaoi read and like one of my yaoi works! *is flattered* ^_^

[saphira112]

By gawd, that's ingenius.

Tell me, what spawned this idea? XD

Loves it.

[zakai_]

haha thanks.

What spawned it? ... >_> *cough/cough* um... okay well, this is based off a true story from last night. I was getting my leftovers out of the fridge (my husband took me out for an early Valentines Day dinner since I probably won't see him on Vday) and I totally didn't realize exactly how I'd said what I did to the sandwich (okay, yes, I was talking to my food... >_< ) and my husband walked by and was all, "Why don't you ever talk to me like that?" I was all ... ... ... then I just started laughing. Nearly choked on my sandwich too... ^ ^;;

Sadly, after I got myself under control, I thought, "Well, damn... that would make a great oneshot..." *chuckles* I had my husband read it, btw, and he laughed for the longest time.

Glad you liked it ^_^

[saphira112]

*SNORT*

Oh, jeez, it's awesome when we all can make oneshots from real life stuff... XDD

You're welcome!

WRITE MORE CRACKFICS! *big uber puppy dog eyes of DOOM*

[zakai_]

*laughs* I'm sure I will, since I love short crack fics. You might want to check HERE to see if there are any oneshots/drabbles (usually those are crackish/humor) that you haven't read. (btw, the chart on that link is on my profile too)

[ca11iope]

I get like that over homemade brownies. Drives my mate apeshit. Of course, that makes it all that baking worth it. XD

[zakai_]

Homemade brownies... *drool*

[greedy_lover]

i have talked like that to food before.. now if him and roy were having sex, he might talk like that but being called short doesn't help him either XD but so cute. does roy ever find that colgen?

[zakai_]

haha Thanks, glad you like it. *chuckles* I somehow doubt that he'll find the cologne.