I want to marry you? Oh fuck it. Sleep with you, maybe but definitely not marry you.
Wait... Why do I have to wear the dress? Although, I bet I'd definitely look good in it... and maybe there's this guy that I want to see me wearing one... but still, that's not the fucking point.
Yes, we'll have a nice white wedding in the countryside, and five children, and a unicorn! Oh, Uchiha-sama, I always figured as much. TAKE ME NOW! Iyaaaa! (No, seriously, I wouldn't care. ;P)
Because you're much prettier than me! Dumbass. XF I don't think I even wanna know...
Black! We got sick of looking at that hideous green color it used to be. HIDEOUS. He looks much nicer now.
I am insane! I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT IT WOULD BE A FLYING UNICORN, AND THAT IT WOULD BE PINK WITH A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL!!!! ;-; I'm losing my mind, obviously. You're cute. I wouldn't mind. If your girlfriend (I'm assuming that's who this "Hinata" person is,) ever gets sick of you, just look me up. (Hey, maybe I can talk my own girlfriend into a threesome! Isn't that like, a universal truth? That all straight men like lesbians? *ponders*)
Of course! We just give you some makeup and a pretty dress and suddenly you're prettier than any girl in Sound Country. (Er, except Kin.) As long as his name doesn't include "Uchiha" too, we're straight. Or you're straight. My sexual orientation will remain "skank".
Especially when it's black hair that hangs in somebody's lovely yellow eyes, making them look all mysterious and...um...yeah, black is bad-ass. Second only to pink. *cough*
I'm seriously considering finding a bunny and sticking it down your pants. THEN we'll see just how cute these fucking bunnies of yours are, AHAHHAHAHA.q>
Well, I am 90 odd percent kinky, but I have to draw the line somewhere!
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I am obsessed with you because i never see you bitch!
(I know; the restraining order - but seriously. You know that 90 odd percent kinkiness? Well.....XD)
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And come on, man, when you've got pink hair, you had BETTER like pink, right?
(Exactly what are you gettin' at there? I don't get it BUT I SURE LIKE IT, ehehehe. >3)
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Would you like to get it?
*snicker*
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I'll get it from whoever will give it, and you know that, you silly bastard. ;PPP
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I feels lurved! :P
*can go find Sakon....can stay here and ...well, with six hands and all, you know...XD*
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((OMG you serious? XDDD Can you believe I've seen fanart of these two...y'know...before? XD))
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I want to marry you? Oh fuck it. Sleep with you, maybe but definitely not marry you.
Wait... Why do I have to wear the dress? Although, I bet I'd definitely look good in it... and maybe there's this guy that I want to see me wearing one... but still, that's not the fucking point.
What color did you dye Orochimaru's hair?
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Because you're much prettier than me! Dumbass. XF I don't think I even wanna know...
Black! We got sick of looking at that hideous green color it used to be. HIDEOUS. He looks much nicer now.
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I am?! ............ I don't wanna know either... Why the hell would I say something like that?
*nods in agreement* Black is bad-ass. Heh.
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Of course! We just give you some makeup and a pretty dress and suddenly you're prettier than any girl in Sound Country. (Er, except Kin.) As long as his name doesn't include "Uchiha" too, we're straight. Or you're straight. My sexual orientation will remain "skank".
Especially when it's black hair that hangs in somebody's lovely yellow eyes, making them look all mysterious and...um...yeah, black is bad-ass. Second only to pink. *cough*
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Well, I am 90 odd percent kinky, but I have to draw the line somewhere!
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AHAHAHAHAHAH. You really are vanilla, you lying bastard! XD
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