Seriously...

[yuya_kun]

You people expect me to put actual content here? I thought these journal things were all about the posting random stupid shit and attention-whoring about the many ways in which you are gonna off yourself. (I don't know who's worse in that respect, Kimi or that Gaara kid

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[ironlungofangst]

It's not attention-whoring if you're really going to do it! XF

[yuya_kun]

Next time, you oughta list every single way in which you can think of to do it. Like that Gaara kid did when he tested all my proposed methods out.

Then you should probably start wearing all black and like, start smoking clove cigarettes. And listening to Siouxsee and the Banshees or whatever. And write poetry.

(I hope you realize that Kidoumaru has started calling you "Kimi" too. BWAHAHAHHAHA.)

[ironlungofangst]

...Poetry?

Besides, I know how I'm going to do it, so that seems useless...

[yuya_kun]

Joking, Kimi. Joking. I know you know how you're gonna...we're gonna...I'm gonna...

Whatever. We both know how it'll go down, and yes, it would be useless. Your talk of suicide just reminds me of some little Goth kid, is all.

[godly_genma]

Dropping by to say that is a grand shirt. :D

[yuya_kun]

Why thank you! I'm glad we finally agree on something.

Not really, but yes, it is indeed grand.

[subaku_kyuu]

People were confused about why I was trying to kill myself and they don't understand that I had fun doing this experiment. But I have learned an important lesson. the lesson is not to tell people.

I still have to get acid. Is Kabuto sensei coming to fail the exam this year?

[yuya_kun]

You, kiddo, are fuckin' twisted. Kudos!

As for other stuff you can do, hmmm. Try going out and sleeping with as many people as is humanly possible! Eventually you'll catch some horrible STD, or you'll have the misfortune to knock some chick up with a daddy who's both completely insane and stronger than you. It might take longer than the other stuff, but if you're adamant about killing yourself, it'll work in the long run! I don't think anyone would sleep with you, though...I don't remember if I told you to overdose on drugs. Did you try that? (Try GHB and alcohol mixed together, or heroin, or inhaling toxic fumes. Something's bound to work eventually

[uchiha_genius]

I think the main reason the council elected her as Hokage was because of those big jugs of hers man. They're fucking HUGE...

The shirt ROCKS!!!

Dye Oro... Oro... oh fuck it... I can't seem to remember his name right now... Oh yeah... Dye Oro-chan's hair? Maybe shaving it would be better...

Man... This is some shit... Okay... I'm going to get some booze now... Toodles little Yuya-bitch.

((Just imagine this as Itachi being high... =.=;;; Hence, the extreme OOCness of having him call Orochimaru "Oro-chan". 0o))

[yuya_kun]

They'd suffocate a normal person, man...No wonder Orochimaru-sama's scared of 'em.

Shit yeah it does! And shhhhhhhhh, god, don't CALL him that! X_X He's gonna kill me!

You drink? You okay, man? *worried*

((XD))