Restraining order? Against a cat?!?

Mar 29, 2006 09:58

FRONT: "My ex-girlfriend had a cat named Love because she said that's what it gave her."

INSIDE: "So I called it Bloody Forearms. Hope no one gets you a cat for your birthday."

--from an unused Hallmark Shoebox Greetings Birthday Card

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ahvia March 29 2006, 15:51:12 UTC
T_T I heard about the cat restraining order on the radio this morning and I thought I'd dreamt it because it sounded so retarded.

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yuushi March 29 2006, 19:42:23 UTC
Truth is usually stranger than fiction!!

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Re: In my defense! yuushi March 29 2006, 19:41:46 UTC
Suuuuuuure . . . like Goodfellas, Sopranos and toxic waste dumps are a North Jersey/Elizabeth thing, not a New Jersey thing!!

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blueyeswhtdragn March 29 2006, 19:30:09 UTC
kimi no ICON wa totemo kowai yo!!!!

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yuushi March 29 2006, 19:40:50 UTC
It's supposed to be scary!!

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hazmatlatte March 29 2006, 21:33:01 UTC
It's NOT a connecticut thing. If it was in true connecticut style it would have been a PUREBREED CAT OKA. And they would have SUED the owner.

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yuushi March 29 2006, 21:51:39 UTC
Excuses, excuses . . .

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stalkeresque300 March 30 2006, 01:45:57 UTC
If that was happening where I live (Stamford, the tip of the CT penis) that cat would have either been shot, or eaten. And the cat would have been pounded, not issued a restraining order.

And there's nothing wrong with having a purebred cat, thankyouverymuch

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