Not as awkward as being alone in a house with a new roommate who you have no idea how to talk to (or if it's even worth it to bother because you're leaving in a week anyway) while also being your OTHER roommate's pseudo-secretary while he's out of town, which means you have to answer his cell phone and talk to people you don't know at all, AND THEN the rapist's wife (who you're pretty sure is constantly in some state of being high on weed) from across the street knocks on your door asking you to sign a petition for a block party. I wish I was making this shit up.
--Uh, I mean, sure you can add me, go right ahead. 8D
My life is more interesting than I want it to be sometimes. :|
Oh yeah, the dude who lives across the street from me is a listed sex offender on familywatchdog.us (or a similar website, I forget.) Apparently he raped someone in like 1975. Who knows if it's true or not, but it amuses me and my roommates to constantly refer to him as "the rapist". He's also the block captain. And he braids his beard. Sometimes he sits on his front step until like 2am watching everybody, which is just all kinds of creepy.
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--Uh, I mean, sure you can add me, go right ahead. 8D
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Oh yeah, the dude who lives across the street from me is a listed sex offender on familywatchdog.us (or a similar website, I forget.) Apparently he raped someone in like 1975. Who knows if it's true or not, but it amuses me and my roommates to constantly refer to him as "the rapist". He's also the block captain. And he braids his beard. Sometimes he sits on his front step until like 2am watching everybody, which is just all kinds of creepy.
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