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[yunghustlaz]

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[bluetooth16]

FUCK HIPSTERS!!!!

[bluetooth16]

[yunghustlaz]

Also sometimes bluetooth you make me think that there's like a robot behind you that has some algorithm of like

START recognize post
SCAN for mention of (PARAMETER) ---
IF (PARAMETER) is MENTION OF REPUBLICAN, assume flippant, defensive role
IF (PARAMETER) is DETAIL MERITING REACTION, post .gif of reaction (randomize between four prime .gif choices, no variation)
IF (PARAMETER) is MENTION OR HIPSTERS OF BAND I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE NAME OF, post derisive remark about hipsters

Bluetooth are you robocop?

[bluetooth16]

LMFAO!! I know I'm predictable sometimes, but that's a bit much. Besides, I have a thousand gifs, but I love only a few.

[yunghustlaz]

Look I'm not saying you're predictable, just deterministic. Or as your robot brain would instantly define it, "an inevitable consequence of antecedent sufficient causes". Because I'm assuming your robot brain uses google.

[bluetooth16]

You're right in a sense. Determinism is a big piece of today's conservatism.

[yunghustlaz]

Also is this like smarterchild back in the days of AIM? Can I play madlibs with you bluetooth-bot?

[yunghustlaz]

I'm using "butts" for all of my nouns.

[beuk]

Dude, no, one of the best sentences my sister and I ever made was "don't accept crayon rides from strange flowers". The innocuous stuff is hilarious. However, all of the kids frequently suggested "poo[p]", "pee" and "fart" with humorous results.

[yunghustlaz]

Madlibs played seriously is sooo hilarious, it's an earnest guilty pleasure.

[bluetooth16]

I love Mad Libs so I guess we can play. Still not a bot though.