Heroes: "Practical Japanese For the Businessman" (Nakamura/Bennet, R)

[yumemiru_kikai]

Title: Practical Japanese For the Businessman
Author: airspaniel
Rating: R
Pairing: Nakamura/Bennet
Word Count: 644
Spoilers: None really, it's all WAY pre-series
Warnings: Some S&M and potential misremembering of the Japanese lessons I took four years ago.
Notes: Do you folks like crack? The basic idea came to me in a dream, and I'm still vaguely shocked

Comments

[aheartfulofyou]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. Clearly I haven't thought much about shipping them, BUT I LOVED IT.

[airspaniel]

If you had thought about shipping them, I'd be a little worried. Like I am now. For my eternal soul.

But, thank you regardless! ^_^

[tju_tju_tju_tju]

Oh, the things that go on at Primatech...

I LOVED this. I was giggling insanely the entire time. What an efficient way to learn Japanese...;) Here. Have some Internets.

[airspaniel]

Yeah, damn, I don't know what it is about Primatech lately that's set my porn muse into overdrive.

I graciously accept your internets. ^_^ Thank you!

[mystery_sock]

Primatech - it's where good things happen!

And by "good things", I mean humiliation, torture, subjugation, and papercraft!

[airspaniel]

ROFL, "Ask us about our specials!" has taken on SO MANY LEVELS OF MEANING.

[paynesgrey]

This is so amazing and amuses me to no end. Terrific! That is one hot, kinky slash pairing I never thought of before. Brilliant.

[airspaniel]

LOL, thank you, love! ^_^

Also? Totally awesome icon! Kaito's in ur paper company, edumacating ur rookies.

[likeahobbit]

HOLY SHIT OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

I...have no other words at the moment. Allow me to process this and I shall get back to you. :p

[airspaniel]

HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY DID.

Yeah, I went there. ^_~

[greatwhitesnark]

...Oh my. Primatech has some very interesting ways of training their employees. And I'm all for anything that involves more Nakamura slash. Nice job.

[airspaniel]

I'd like to see their recruitment video, honestly. ^_~

Thanks, dear! ^_^