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[yume_goyoujin]

Suzumiya-san says she, or rather in this context 'he', has something in mind for us all. What could it be?

If I remember correctly, she he gave us specific instructions that all members of the SOS Brigade must wear these costumes at all times and report to the Captain. To think Suzumiya-san gave us the exact sizes to fit us all perfectly while aptly

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[pitfallen]

... She... H... IT isn't still going on about tongues, is sh.... Is it?

[yume_goyoujin]

Why, do tongues bother you?

[pitfallen]

With he-... ITS proposed uses for it?

YES.

[yume_goyoujin]

My apologies if you find it offensive. That's just Suzumiya-san's way, you see.

[theaverageone]

No. They don't.

[yume_goyoujin]

Clearly Suzumiya-san put a lot of effort into purchasing these for us. It will be nice if the whole brigade dressed up in return.

With the risk of us forced into maid outfits, nurse's uniforms and short leather miniskirts, a pirate costume doesn't seem that bad in comparison.

[theaverageone]

Have you even seen those things? They are practically miniskirts.

[yume_goyoujin]

It's not that bad once you get used to them. I bet they would actually be quite comfortable, seeing as they appear to be our exact sizes. Maybe you should try it on and see for yourself?

[boredom_banned]

That's what I am talking about! You'd give any other guy in the world a heart attack with that outfit on!

[yume_goyoujin]

Thank you, Suzumiya-san. Having us dress up as pirates on the date of this curse is quite ingenious; what inspired this idea?

[[ooc: translation: I really want to be prepared for the potentially humiliating event that's happening next. What are we actually doing?]]

[boredom_banned]

...everyone was talking like Pirates! I wanted us all to not just talk like them, but BE them.

I went and got them all this morning. Did you see my awesome hat? I even got a pirate flag to hang outside my apartment!

[yume_goyoujin]

The 'Jolly Rodger'? It looks like you've got everything for the role, Suzumiya-san. Though a captain is nothing without a parrot on his shoulder. Perhaps I should pick up a fake parrot on the way to your apartment?

[skipthroughtime]

I'd still rather refer to Suzumiya-san as a 'she' I think...

[yume_goyoujin]

Wouldn't Suzumiya-san want to be referred to as something different during the duration of this period?

You can relax, Asahina-san. I believe everything will be over by tomorrow.

[skipthroughtime]

Really? Did something come up to make you believe that?

[Filtered from Suzumiya]

[yume_goyoujin]

I noted down the times that other people have transformed, and how long they have been affected for. Equally, several people have claimed over the Network that they have transformed back after a week.

There is a slight chance that Suzumiya-san will extend the time of us transformed, but I think that due to the limit now common knowledge on the Network, it will influence her subconscious to change us back at a time that is more logical.