FAIRIES ( Read more... )

Okay, here are some of the new Taco sauce packet sayings from Taco Bell ( Read more... )

"If we hit that bullseye, the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!" Zap Branigan (sp) Futurama

"Drink coffee, do stupid things faster and with more energy ( Read more... )

Ship logs state that the Mayflower stopped at Virginia instead of continuing on because they were running low on beer.

Americans eat enoguh donughts in one year to make an entirely new ring around Saturn.

Ship's logs state that the reason the Mayflower stopped in Virginia instead of continuing on was because they were running low on beer.

American's eat enough donuts in one year to make a completely new ring around Saturn.

NIFTY! (Ada is correcting my bad spelling) Taco Bell has changed the packets for their sauces. They now have slogans on each wrapper so here's the list of my wrapper slogans ( Read more... )

"Merciful Possiden, have pity on this poor mariner"
"CURSE YOU MERCIFUL POSSIDEN!" said by Bender in Futurama

"An, but the servant waits! While the Master bates!"
From: History of the World part1

"Questions will be asked... and then DESTROYED, by answers!"