Mother's Outrageous Roadtrip: ...Black Mesa.

[yucca_isnt_porn]

In the Nevada desert, night is fast approaching over the exquisite scenery. Scenery that as soon as darkness falls, has one Winnebago that wasn't there five seconds ago, parked in some brush and a little ways off the road. It's completely loaded down with gear and for the moment has no license plates.

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[foxy_l33t]

And even better than no licence plates- a few moments later said Winnebago has a S.E.P.* field surrounding it, and no one's going to be paying any attention to it for the rest of the night.

Mother should not be surprised that Laini has a ninja outfit. Really, now. Ninja outfit, utility belt, and Laini is picking up one of the duffle bags full of goodies to be used on the unsuspecting golf course.

*Someone Else's Problem

[yucca_isnt_porn]

Mother really isn't, he's amused to hell and back..but really isn't surprised in the least. Before him on the dash are several tackleboxes with gear, and compressed air canisters, and beside him is an over-stuffed backpack.

The headlights flicker on.

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

[foxy_l33t]

"I think so, Mother." Laini glances over, grinning. "But how would we get the entire cast of New Kids on the Block to sing opera in the nude at the Met?"

[yucca_isnt_porn]

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Mother is not groaning, but just giving Laini a long look. "Not that...I'm pondering how lovely the country side is...even before we start a radical landscaping renovation project, the likes of which has never been seen before, and likely never again in this part of the country, a slew of pranks the likes of which will cost Black Mesa golfcourse millions of dollars in repairs, thus saving the world from an alien invasion which kills people's sex drives!"

"...it's a wonderful day to be alive."

[yucca_isnt_porn]

The grey light of pre-dawn is slowly creeping up over the landscape of Nevada...

...and the expanse of utter chaos and carnage that used to be a golf resort is rapidly fading in the distance behind an RV speeding onto the highway.

"AHAHAHAHA!"

[foxy_l33t]

Laini is sprawled across the passenger seat, laughing so hard she's nearly crying.

She may also be holding a digital camera, but right now she needs NOTHING to refresh her memory as to what she and Mother just pulled off.

"The tentacles! The look on that guy's face! And the- the-" Laini motions vaguely with her hands. It could be interpreted as any one of a dozen things they just did tonight.

[yucca_isnt_porn]

"Were you able to record the screams as the toilets barfed water and started demanding souls?" There is a gleam in Mother's eyes...he just about laughed himself out when the screams of what the hell came from the inflatable love petting zoo hole.

"We brought whole new meanings to the term 'water hazard'."

[foxy_l33t]

"Some of them hit up in ranges usually only heard by bats and dogs- but yes, I recorded the screams." Laini grins wickedly. "Everything's down for prosterity, m'dear, even the-"

She pauses, ears perking.

And cue a moment of scrambling around in the chair so she can peer out the side window.

"...er. Um. Authorities usually use red and blue flashing lights on their cars, yes?"