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[yuberdemon]

Cow, I would like my book back now. I'm done waiting and playing whatever little game it is that you wanted. I will have it back in my hands, or they'll be sorting out which pieces are yours very soon

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Oh, how she tries to make excuses.

[im_not_a_rookie]

You didn't even thank me for risking my life to go get it! I'm not your dog to play fetch!

You're not getting anything until you can treat me with some bit of respect!

Yes, she does...

[yuberdemon]

Woman, have you forgotten that I'm a demon and not one of your pansy human males? Demanding isn't going to get anything from me. Give me my fucking book, now.

A for Effort?

[im_not_a_rookie]

You sure seemed to love Cissnei and Sunde! You sure fell all over all of them.

I'm sick of being treated like I don't matter. The book's mine.

B+. She's not sneaky enough to go for A if Matt busts her.

[yuberdemon]

That is while I'm in my other clothes, cow. I'm a Chaos demon made for destruction of Order. Who the fuck makes a Chaos demon that cares about the very maggots that it will eventually kill? Ask any other demon in the city if you don't believe me. Ask Lucifer.

While you're at it, you might ask them just what lengths a demon will go to in order to get back something as critical to them as that book is to me.

[lazarus_rises]

Easy there, killer. I think you're about to pull something.

[yuberdemon]

Don't tempt me, maggot.

[lazarus_rises]

Ah, the sounds of a pissed-off demon. It ranks right up there with the sounds of a baby's laughter.

[yuberdemon]

You aren't the smartest mortal around, are you? You live in my fucking building, sleep just a floor below me, and you're going to be stupid enough to try and prod me with a sharp stick?

[statusnotquo]

Despite how you're treating my sister, I would like permission to collect her things.

[yuberdemon]

No.

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[vanitynightmare]

...Having problems, Yuber?

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[yuberdemon]

That cow has a book that contains the summoning rituals for myself and refuses to give it to me. She dangles it above me like a cruel child teasing a starving dog with a fucking treat.

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[vanitynightmare]

...Really now.

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[yuberdemon]

I've sought that gods-be-damned book since my learning of it being here as well, and now she torments me with it and says she loves me in the same breath. Fucking untrustable maggots.