It's after midnight here so I guess it's officially Monday now. I have to be at work in seven hours, but my plane was delayed sooooo.... Here I am eating late dinner with the crackwhores and checking LJ like a crazy person! I'll sleep at some point and then come back to see what y'all have cooked up for me in the late afternoon :)
Betty White scares me so comment and ask away people!
Oh I'm sure she would, she's total bad ass and in that one lake movie she even has a giant alligator. But the "take" and the "bang" part are if punky'd have sex with Betty White instead of blowing away zombies.
BTW I've been up for 20 hours, so please excuse me if I'm really incoherent.
I'm scared of Betty White so I think I'd take them out with a bang or join them and hope they'd take down Betty!
(I do think that Betty could take out the entire zombie horde though, so maybe I'd just hide a little and hope for Miranda to come save me... I have doe-eyes sometimes.)
Also, I asked this question a day late last week to ragelikefire and she probably didn't know so she didn't answer. I'll ask you since peeps are so LAME this week. Have you ever farted in public or during sexy times?
A fashion show was a busy place. Models, assistants, designers, and press ran everywhere constantly at the highest level of panic imaginable. The aristocracy of fashion of course would do no such thing as deign to run or to even look flustered. Miranda enjoyed the bustle, frayed nerves everywhere, and borderland of hysteria that surrounded these shows. It was more delightful than sending assistants on impossible errands like getting unpublished Harry Potter manuscripts for her girls. This craziness was not because of her, well not totally because of her, and so she was not the bad guy on these occasions. She was the Queen who needed to be impressed. This pleased Miranda greatly. What pleased Miranda even more than that was the fact that she could fart in public and while those around her may pause, they would never, ever, for all the blood in their veins ever think or if they did, they would never say or do anything to confirm what they never should have thought… Miranda would hide her smile on those occasions by threatening
( ... )
Spring pollen was a force to be reckoned with. Andy however had not seen her girlfriend in two weeks what with fashion week and her own traveling assignment. Benedryl became her solution. So what if it numbed her a little and Miranda had to work a little harder to make her come-they could enjoy that build up, right? Taking the lowest dose possible Andy made it through the work day and was pleased to have enough time to freshen up before Roy came to get her and they went to get Miranda at the airport. Traffic was a mess and even if it wasn’t Roy had somehow figured out on which drives he should take the ‘long way’ home and this trip to the airport was one of those trips. The privacy screen was up, music was playing and Andy and Miranda were making the most of the back seat. Andy had come while straddling Miranda’s lap filled with fingers she had missed something awful while they were apart. To return the favor Andy had scrunched herself up on the far side of the seat and onto the floor so that she could push Miranda’s skirt up
( ... )
Comments 32
Betty White scares me so comment and ask away people!
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
BTW I've been up for 20 hours, so please excuse me if I'm really incoherent.
Reply
(I do think that Betty could take out the entire zombie horde though, so maybe I'd just hide a little and hope for Miranda to come save me... I have doe-eyes sometimes.)
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Reply
Reply
Reply
In the most humiliating moment of her life Andrea Sachs sneezed like Yosemite Sam’s cousin onto Miranda’s naughty parts.
Best line ever.
Reply
Leave a comment