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Dear Person There!

May 25, 2009 12:07

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crack bb: immini, crack bb: melliemel411, dear person there

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undrthtpaprmoon May 25 2009, 16:26:40 UTC

If you needed a distraction, why not just watch some p0rn?

immini May 25 2009, 16:41:50 UTC

Because my eyesight is like already minus 7s, and I was taught to expect stern Catholic thrashings of the unsexy variety at any time, and maybe sometimes I don't enjoy flagellation.

Sometimes.

undrthtpaprmoon May 25 2009, 17:00:15 UTC

Pffft, whatevs. All the more p0rn for BED then

immini May 25 2009, 17:05:48 UTC

On your head be it bb.

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Thread 12

blue_eyed_devil May 25 2009, 18:08:51 UTC

Okay out of these three: Angelina Jolie, Gillian Anderson, Barbara Walters
Who would you marry, f*ck, kill and why?

immini May 25 2009, 18:30:13 UTC

I would fuck Barbara Walters, because she probably has enough experience with people crying after sex. Marry Angelina, since she's practically Mother Earth, and kill Gillian Anderson. Between my thighs. And then Barbara can comfort me.

immini May 25 2009, 18:33:45 UTC

Wait... Barbara Walters would probably forgive me before I killed her, so I could snuggle up to Gillian.

immini May 25 2009, 18:34:15 UTC

Wait... Gillian Anderson probably doesn't snuggle.

Thread 9

ragelikeafire May 25 2009, 20:22:42 UTC

As we speak Im watching the live semi's of Britain's got talent... So far tonight is pretty talentless.

I was thinking of going on to demonstrate my pingpong ball trick. Would you be my sparkly assistant/ball retriever?

immini May 25 2009, 20:31:55 UTC

If I got to do it whilst in a sparkly bowler, making bad puns with great flourishing, then yes. No bowler no dice.

ragelikeafire May 25 2009, 20:39:19 UTC

I would have to insist on a sparkly bowler hat!

Here Ive already made your costume for you. Im just adding the glitter and sequins as we speak

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ragelikeafire May 25 2009, 20:40:51 UTC

Technically the above is a tophat but the model and I had a small disagreement and she did that to spite me...

Thread 5

immini May 25 2009, 21:01:07 UTC

Well I have to do stuff in life (p0rn), so I'll be back tomorrow in capslock form to answer any more. In the meantime, enjoy:

sporkmetender May 26 2009, 05:48:24 UTC

I REALIZE THAT IT'S ALL LATE AND STUFF, BUT I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION ANYWAY, BECAUSE HARDLY ANYONE ASKED ANYTHING. LAME!

HERE'S MY QUESTION: GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN

A) GILBERT GOTTFRIED

B) DICK CHENEY (AND NEVER HAS THERE BEEN SUCH AN APPROPRIATE NICKNAME)

C) CARROT TOP

D) JERRY FALWELL

E) MICHAEL JACKSON

YOU MUST PICK TWO TO HAVE A WILD, CRAZY THREESOME WITH--NO GAGS ALLOWED. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE, AND WHY?

immini May 26 2009, 06:32:10 UTC

WELL I GUESS I COULD DO A TONNE OF KETAMINE COURTESY OF CARROT TOP, AND THUS BE ABLE TO IGNORE TO SOME SENSE... ER... OH THE HORROR... GILBERT? IDK, I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS I'M SUPER AGAINST REPUBLICANS.

I NEED TO ABLUTE AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF CHENEY.

sporkmetender May 26 2009, 06:42:49 UTC

I NEED TO ABLUTE AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF CHENEY.

WHO DOESN'T? GOD, THAT MAN IS LIKE THE DEVIL, ONLY FATTER AND BALDER (IN MY IMAGINATION, ANYWAY). I WONDER IF THEY HAVE TO SEW IN A LITTLE POUCH OR SOMETHING FOR HIS TAIL?