Writer's Block: Left Behind

[ysabet]

This's an easy one.

1.  Yank out any useful organs, watching out carefully for cancer-cells and so forth (and yeah, I *do* carry an Organ Donor's Card).
2.  Cremate the non-useful bits.
3.  Dump the ashes into the Gulf Of Mexico somewhere; not really particular about where.
4.  Have a humongous wake in my name, at which No Bad Beer May Be Served-- Only

Comments

[avilina]

I have personally threatened to be buried with my gaming dice so that in 5000 years, archaeologists can did me up and grad students can write dissertations about the social significance of said dice.

If I'm really lucky, I can land a place of honor in a museum while I'm at it, and school children can buy postcards of me in the gift shop ;)