"I fought the law and the law won!"

[ysabela]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Comments

[flaming_mo]

I'm thinking conspiracy to murder mentally deficient library patrons...

[grumpycarrie]

Conspiracy requires involving others. I'm very certain that Ysabella would murder those mentally deficient library patrons all on her own. I bet she even has a spot all picked out already to dispose of the bodies.

Evil AND smart

[flaming_mo]

Nah, she's savvy enough to have well-qualified "professionals" do her bidding and administer the penalty she wishes to mete out. Besides, she wouldn't want to stain or wrinkle her clothing.

Also, two words - plausible deniability.

[syrturtle]

Pre-emptive strike? C'mon, you're concentrated evil - you're gonna do something... Sometime...

[joeguppy]

Doing something that needed to be done that the cops didn't want done.

[unseeliepixie]

Murder would be the obvious answer, but I know how complex your plan would be, so it wouldn't be that. I'm thinking questioning or person of interest...

[bomlin]

Taking children dropped off at the library by parents and selling them to a meat packing plant. They were tipped off when you made "A Modest Proposal" the book of the year for the library.

[ysabela]

Props for working "A Modest Proposal" reference into a meme response.