[Locked to Jo's friends]

[yourwonderings]

[Jo is in a very, very bad mood. And possibly releasing her aggression inappropriately.]

If my boss writes to any of you asking to teach me some manners, ignore him, will ya?

There might have been an incident at the bar. [A.K.A. Jo had a violent episode ;x]

It was no big deal. The guy's just being a drama queen.

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[thehandsomeone]

Manners are for suckers, anyhow.

[Pause.]

Who'd you punch this time?

[yourwonderings]

There's nothing wrong with my manners. Guy had it coming.

[Longer pause.]

...I didn't punch 'em.

[thehandsomeone]

Yeah, you went to the same charm school I did. What'd he do?

[Look.]

Jo, goin' for a guy's jewels just ain't fair. Come on now.

[yourwonderings]

Called me Barbie and copped a feel.

[:x]

Look, I warned him. When I say I'm gonna shoot your dick off if you don't quit, I mean I'm gonna shoot your dick off if you don't quit.

Besides, turns out the jackass wasn't human. It's gonna grow back.

[likely_evil]

[laughing]

Why do I have a feeling I don't want to know the specifics?

[yourwonderings]

[guilty grin]

Because you know me well and you've got good instincts?

[likely_evil]

You didn't bite anyone at least, right?

[teasing]

[yourwonderings]

Course not. I'll have you know I can play nice with others. Sometimes.

[Pause]

Besides, the claws might be safer.

[arrowinmyheel]

Real charming, Jo.

I don't know how many people would call shooting a man's penis off something that might have been "an incident". Personally, I'd call castration by a bullet a definite incident, and we are really fucking lucky that he is not pressing charges.

I would get it if he was sexually assaulting you or someone else. Shoot off all the penises you like if that's the case. When it's words and copping a feel, give him a good punch in the face to set him (or anyone else) straight. If that doesn't work, we'll talk about kicking him out or taking other appropriate action, but shooting off penises or other appendages that normally don't grow back? Not a good idea.

Also, I'd like you to know that I resent you telling any of your friends to ignore me about anything. I know my shit. Most people'd be a lot better off if they listened to me for a change.

I'm not trying to cause trouble. I'm just saying.

[arrowinmyheel]

And we're glad he's not pressing charges, less cause of him and more cause you'd be in the slammer and then I'd be out of an employee.

And that sucks for me.

[yourwonderings]

Technically, I can't be in the slammer if I don't exist here.

That's real benevolent of you.

[arrowinmyheel]

If you shoot someone's penis off and it can't grow back, I guarantee you that that man will spend the rest of his life and money hunting you down and making you exist for the sole purpose of justice and metaphorically cutting your 'penis' off for payment.

A penis for a penis as they say.

You could go to jail for being non-existent. That would be fun.