(Untitled)

[yournewoverlord]

[Shouting to housemates]

Hey, fake family! If I ever get brainwashed again, one of you has to kill me. They made me brush my teeth! Every single day! A lifelong perfect record, ruined! I'm going to make the people in charge here pay for this with their dignity...

[/Filter?]

[Eventually he finds the event ad and reads it over once or twice

Comments

[raven_daughter]

Whatever. If you want to throw away your life for a trick, I don't care either way.

[yournewoverlord]

You clearly still have a problem with underestimating me.

[raven_daughter]

You still haven't proven why I shouldn't.

[yournewoverlord]

Well then, pay attention starting now! You'll be moved to tears by my cunning!

[angelic_meister]

You shouldn't underestimate these bastards, you know.

[yournewoverlord]

I also consider it my duty as Overlord to think as little of possible as my enemies. What kind of demon goes around calling people worthy opponents, huh?

[angelic_meister]

That's so stupid. Even demons should know better than take stupid risks.

[yournewoverlord]

Who's taking risks? I'm gonna cheat the system!

[pickedontemplar]

*He sounds rather hushed, the phone pinned against his ear and his shoulder, in the master bedroom. yep, he fell for the event, and he's trying to keep his hand from bleeding too much, having lost his left hand's thumb and index finger*

Y-You know I can't do that, Laharl.

[yournewoverlord]

You wanna make the little girl do it? Yeah, real noble.

...What's with your breathing?

[pickedontemplar]

I'm the father of this house and I will not allow such a thing!

*He laughs lightly*

I went to the post office.

[yournewoverlord]

I didn't even take orders from my real old man when I could help it, and he was the Overlord.

Hm... so I take it they cut you up.

[oh_deer_me]

But it's good to brush your teeth!

[yournewoverlord]

EXACTLY!

[oh_deer_me]

Exactly!

I'm so glad that we're agreed on this.

[yournewoverlord]

Dammit, you're dense! I don't want to be good! I'm a demon!

[frogsicles]

You could freeze it!

[yournewoverlord]

I'd use force if I could, obviously, but I'm not really the ice magic type.

[frogsicles]

Then I could freeze it!

[yournewoverlord]

That doesn't sound like a terrible idea or anything.